#ineffablenightingale

[flyingfusser]

I'm spookified now.

URL to my old runescape username

truly a terrifying thing

[katthedemonslayer]

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Jocasta is oedipus mother/wife

ah

see it has been several years since I read oedipus and I didn't really pay much attention to it then tbh

[forest-of-grace]

*points to you* This here person got it

what do i have. im confused. i have nothing. you cant prove anything.

[chibnallwho]

RU SM NOW

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does that take a lot of nutmeg-because gingerbread doesn't fuck eople up-who could eat that much nutmeg

it takes more than you typically would bake with yeah HAHA

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two

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HATCHING oSTRICH. PEEPING. REAL TIME. BABY BIG BHIRD

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don martha questions

1. Have you ever had to have stitches, and if so, what was the story?

There have been MANY times when I needed stitches but for whatever reason, didn't get them, and just super glued the wound closed. 

2. What stains are impossible to get out?

Stains on the soul~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

3. Did you know that massage candles have a much lower melting point than regular candles? (I sure as hell didn’t. Big difference, apparently.)

I didn't even know they had candles specifically for massages but then googled fixed that-

4. What do you think of genetically engineering humans? 

Do itttttttttt do it do it for SCIENCE

5. What comes to mind when someone says “bellybutton lint"?

Nast

6. Who in your life would you like to take a long walk off of a short pier and why? 

My mother HAHA comedy gold

7. When did you first realize you were ______ ? 

I have always been blank. A blank spec in a universe that spirals and spirals into the void of space. I am, as we all are, truly a blank; infinitesimally small among the dots of stars, and galaxies that scrabble for a meager existence in the giant, bigger blank of our own continuum.  

8.What lengths would you go to in order to witness humans achieving interstellar travel? 

Into the spaceship-

9.If someone handed you a box that made small animal sounds what would you do?

Dependent on the animal, I would either keep it or give it back. 

10. If /I/ handed you a small box that rattled, growled, and screamed, would you take it? Said…hypothetical…. contents of box are eating my keyboard keys and standing in front of my screen.

I'll take five.

11. What defines ‘evil’?

Don't make me bust out the Good Omens quote I'll do it