Jan 15, 2019
Two things for y’all. First off, if anyone is down to sign a petition to allow tasers onto public transpiration for use on public transpiration, hit me up. I’ve had three different dudes in as many days call me “sweet cheeks” and make nasty jokes about taking me for a ride on the bus lately, and that’s three too many. Second thing, if anyone is looking for someone to give you the greatest life tips, then skip over me and hit my mom up. She’s the one who recommended the taser. In fact, I’m pretty sure she’s making it my next birthday present, so shoutout @ Mama Jimenez-Moreno.