[ *discreetly slides a piece of paper ur way that says kate x juliet* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
It’s surprising, but it’s Juliet. The first time she had gotten it when she was in traffic, on her way home from a long trip. It was so dirty, she still remembers the redness of her cheeks from the whole drive home.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
Kate. It always gets to her, how adorable and sad they are. The children always end up not having parents, and she knows hot THAT is. Gets way to emotional for Disney movies.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Kate. It nearly ruined the microwave too. Making easy mac, because Kate can’t cook to save her life. Juliet never moved so fast to push the OPEN button.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Juliet. It’s the little things that makes her smile.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Both of them. Whoever wakes up first, ends up waking up the other one with their cold feet dragging alone their legs. It drives Kate nuts in the best way.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
Juliet. She’s kind of obsessed with the whole food network.
Who laughs more during sex?
Juliet. Then again, Kate knows exactly where her tickle spots are. And none of them are her ass, at all.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
Kate. Kate hands down.
