#infected!hawks

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Hawks, yelling at Izuku: Izuku Midoriya, I swear on bOTH OF YOUR FATHERS' GRA-

All Might, suddenly alive: hi

Hawks:

Izuku:

Hawks: alright, lemme rephrase that, I swear on your mother's obliviou-

*Inko fucking dies*

Hawks: oH WOW, OKAY THEN.

Izuku: what'cha gonna say no-

Hawks: I SWEAR ON YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, I WILL KILL YOU

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Hawks: [walks into the common area, sits down on the couch, and heavily sighs]

Aoyama: What's gotten you so down about?

Hawks: I forgot the password to my phone again.

Shiggy: Fucking idiot.

Aoyama: Maybe it's the name of your crush! [looks at Shiggy]

Shiggy: What??

Hawks: No, it's a number code.

Hawks: ...

Hawks: [types in Mirko's birthday while no one's looking]

Hawks: [phone opens]

Hawks: Oh wow, Aoyama was actually kind of right!

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thx cleo for that, i love you b

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thx sky

Hawks: *punches Endeavor* are you upset

Endeavor: no im not

short pause

Hawks: *punches Endeavor* are you upset

Endeavor: no im not

Hawks: *raises fist to punch Endeavor*

Endeavor: im not

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thank you J

Aoyama: I’ve been living in this forest for 2 days

Hawks: aw, c’mon man, you can stay at the hideout y’know

Aoyama:

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thx becca

Tetsutetsu: bros before hoes. it's the Bro Code™. no bros snitch on bro's bros because those bros are our bros.

Hawks: *exists within ten feet*

Tetsutetsu: oh no bro, that is a hoe. but, that hoe's my bro's bro.

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thanks techno

Izuku: hey can you help me find my keys

Hawks: can you find the rent money

Izuku: oh god

Hawks: where's the rent money?

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Endeavor: no fear

Hawks: *picks up a knife*

Endeavor, quickly walking away: o n e f e a r