Don't mind all those loud warning sounds. He's not an intruder! Well, he is. But he's not a bad intruder. You can trust him! After all, he's Spiderman!
Okay well he's Spider Tsum. But he's sorta shaped like a Spiderman!
Okay, well he's shaped like a sausage. But would a sausage that looks like Spiderman be bad? No? Case solved.
He's still making webs though. And swinging about. Definitely heroics to be done here, in this lab, with all the dangerous stuff.
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Because there is no way setting off the perimeter alarms in a secure facility located under the former Avengers Mansion will have any unintended consequences whatsoever. It's...It's probably a good thing Steve talked him down from the lasers he originally had wanted to implement into the design, huh? Even if, he'd argued at the time, they'd be for stunning, not for, you know, murdering to death.
(Steve always puts the kibosh on the good ideas, and don't think Tony's not going to bring this up later once he figures out what the hell is going on, because he's been down here "working", and the alarms have jolted him out of an exquisite nap and dream that was going places, and now he's just cranky and disoriented.)
It takes him a moment to make the connection between what he's seeing and memory. "You guys, again. Don't you guys have your own headquarters to set off alarms in?" The alarms continue to blare over the flat, modulated voice coming from the armored figure, but even digitally warping his voice doesn't hide the exasperation present in his tone as he looks up to the ceiling. "Alpha Charlie Whiskey Papa One-Nine-Five, disengage alarms, return to standby. Authorization: Stark, Anthony."
"Authorization recognized. Code accepted. Standby mode initiated," comes the cheery voice from overhead, as the alarms abruptly go silent. Finally. Once his ears stop ringing he might actually be able to put words together into coherent thoughts, and...He assumes that's going to be after his heart rate slows back to where it should be instead of the jackhammer pace it's taken on after being so rudely pulled out of an unprompted nap.
"Listen." He's still not even sure if these little guys actually understand him or if he's talking to himself - especially since this one's apparently decided Spider-Man is neato-keen, which makes this both less surprising and more so, because otherwise he'd have initially assumed it would be Tiny-Him trying to break in to get to the good stuff. It's what he knows he'd do if he were a tiny Iron Marshmallow. "You can't just come thwipping through there, there's a protocol to be followed. You can't tell me Tiny-Me doesn't have you guys following your own."
Tiny-Him better, if he's smart. Tony's going to assume that's the case and refuse to listen to any other evidence to the contrary.
"We have a front door, I know you can ring a door bell, you little guys are chunky enough."