#inkbomber

[iggyshippingcorner]

morning after midnight is highkey sooo them in year five it's crazy, i cannot wait to get into it

can i request: robotnik cooking breakfast with stone leaned over his shoulder to get a whiff?

thought about domestic stobotnik. blacked out. made this. bon appétit <3

no fr though thinking about them being Normal makes me so abnormal. Stone steals food out of the pan while Robotnik’s cooking by sidling up behind him, nuzzling at his neck to fluster him + lower his defenses, and then darting in to grab a morsel. every attempt gets him hit with the utensil or a bony elbow because he’s still within melee range, but the scandalized look on Robotnik’s face makes the stolen bite extra tasty <3

[luftballons99]

i love that your s5 Jon design is both hot monster and baby

he contains multitudes

[steviemcfly]

inkbomber replied to your post: “Applying for unemployment in NYC is basically impossible. You have to...”:

this is so absurd it seems like a parody of the process, sorry dude

I’ve never applied for unemployment before, so I laughed out loud when I tried to apply in the middle of the night and it told me the website was only open during business hours, but with each step, I was more and more just like, “How does anyone ever do this?” Obviously that’s the point, but people do it. I know people who have done it. How has nobody been murdered over this? The patience of the working class never ceases to astound me.

[jonbutter]

halls Barkley is still *chef's kiss* a masterwork

aww thanks i had a fun time weaving hall & oates samples into each other like i was working a loom

[apocalypsegay]

just need to vent: ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE A TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING OF WHAT "SEXLESS" MEANT TO THE AUTHORS, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE SOME CANON GAY REP (YES INCLUDING GAY ACE), SEXLESS MEANT WITHOUT GENITALIA WHEN THE BOOK WAS PUBLISHED. we cannot keep arguing in circles over this garbage

wait do people literally think they meant/mean they just dont fuck????

reading comprehension.... at -10

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

inkbomber replied to your post “every single one of neil gaiman’s answers to the are aziraphale and...”

we really need to understand as a community that like, neilman is straight, and it's terminal

rip in pieces 

[dykemuth]

i could have sworn i followed you for quality content, but 50% of your posts in the last two days have been one hit kills

slander and lies. I have never made a good post in my life

[monster-lovers-anonymous]

inkbomber replied to your post “hozier and i are about the same age and while he has an award-winning...”

hozier is living the bog-monster fucking dreams you only write about tho

Bold of you to assume I don't have a selkie wife