#inkedmyths

[tillydouspart]

Congrats on the Scar notice on Twitter LMAO

good morning to me.

no bc i woke up, i read thru a couple of my discord notifs in case something happened and then went Okay yeah let's check what scar's talking about. His what. Haha imagine if its a response to my tweet i think it was kinda blowing up when i went to sle- Oh. hi mr goodtimes i love you mr goodtimes

[fallenclan]

Hi I stumbled across your clangen on my page and binged the whole thing bc I saw Ravenstar getting his ass beat and was like "This looks crazy" and wow. It sure fuckin was dude. Really impressed by your dedication to this and the evolution of it over time! Might throw this @ a friend tbh

i'm really glad you enjoyed!!! thanks for reading :D

[g1ngerbeer]

Trademark is beam of aro, insane friendships, and also WOE. SUFFERING FOR THE GUY WHO LOVES THE WORLD (hanahaki and ghost aus <3)

picture of me irl

[pollyanna-nana]

@inkedmyths hates women.

[annabelle--cane]

Hm. Deeply pondering the question of musical sexymen and debating mentally since someone said Skimbleshanks. Maybe? I would have said Macavity is the sexyman of Cats. Much to think about I suppose 🤔

I think it really says something that I've had three different suggestions for sexymen from cats

[nevertheless-moving]

Ohhh I love this idea. Songbird!

My first thought is pop star wars au (a lot of imagine dragons is automatic pop star wars au for me)

My SECOND thought is sith!Obi-Wan au. Which is difficult, because not falling is such an integral part of his character to me, and I need all my aus to have happy endings, but here goes:

Obi-Wan has been living on Tatooine for 10 years. It's a hard planet.

It’s been a very long ten years.

Luke dies at age ten.

...

It's a hard planet.

...

Ben doesn't fall, but he doesn't...it's hard for him to remember why he wants to stay in the light. What the point is. Of anything.

He starts chasing down legends. Old stories of fantastic deals—ways to change things, in the worst case scenario—warnings really.

(Darth Vader is doing the same, but, well. One of them was always better at research)

He finds a temple; it rejects him, of course. It's for the deep mysteries. The stones themselves are carved for dark siders, not those who wade in the shallows of the force.

All he has to lose is himself, and really, what's one more thing?

By the time he gets to the bleeding crystal heart of the labyrinth, there's not exactly a mirror to check his eye color.

Or light.

It's almost too easy—all he wanted was to go back. The temple is almost...bemused. All of those sleepless challenges, all that bloody torture, and he just wants a simple manipulation of himself through time?

That's all?

Obi-Wan steps outside a year after he went in, or roughly thirty-three years before, depending on your point of view.

A man appears before Shmi, scarcely a week after she gave birth. He's sun-weathered and battle-scarred, but his face would be handsome if it were a little less skeletal. His eyes glow brilliant gold in the dark of her hut and for a moment she is terribly, terribly afraid—certain that this dark angel is here to kill her child. Instead he steals him, and her. She sleeps heavily—too heavily—on the flight and wakes up on a strange metal world.

The man speaks. His voice is soft and his words are terrible and she can feel the truth in them.

"The boy must stay. You cannot go with him."

Kindly old monks assure her that her son would grow up in peace, inside walls that echoed with safety and warmth and light and all manner of strange and lovely things. She understands why she must leave. This is not a place for her. The stranger is waiting at his ship, which she only now realizes was stolen from Jabba's fleet. He looks as hollowed out as she feels.

"What now?" she asks helplessly.

There's a long pause. He sighs heavily, looking up at the non-existent stars.

"There's a few men I have to kill, but at least one of them is deep in the shadows—I suspect I'll have to do something dramatic to draw him out. Once I finish with all that, a Jedi will probably kill me...hopefully it's someone ironic, I could use a laugh. Is there anything you would like to do, Shmi Skywalker? I rather suspect you and I might have some common interests, but I'm not in a very creative mood right now."

"...I want to kill Grakkus."

"Oh! That sounds like fun."

"Fun?"

"Sure. I've been wanting to tear down an Empire for some time now."

"...Who are you?"

"Call me...Neimand. Darth Neimand, if you're feeling formal."

This AU has a happy ending. The Hutt empire collapses, and is replaced with a much more aimless affair. Emperor Neimand's reign is brutal, but mostly just on slavers—generally he encourages self-government, too bored by the day to day, though he can be randomly very choosy about certain things. All claimants to the line of Bane wiped are out—first Sidious's puppets, then Sidious, then Plagueis.

Neimand is at loose ends. He was rather expecting a Jedi to come after him by this point, but he didn't really want to attack them.

Well. Most of them.

Dooku's death was noble enough to be considered an accident, if Neimand hadn't made a few sly boasts in a few choice ears.

Krell's body—Krell's body is returned to the temple in pieces, rather publicly. The last thing he needed, after all this work, was for people to think the Jedi were attacking an Emperor without provocation.

He is very amused by who they send—little jokes that only he gets are his main source of pleasure these days. Well that, and killing slavers. And orgies. In any case, the look on Master Jinn's face! And Senior Padawan—sorry Knight Kenobi, knighted earlier than he expected—'hm? oh, let's just say I have a personal interest in your career'. The resemblance isn't uncanny, but it is remarkable. (Emperors have access to very good skincare, and Tatooine healers specialize in sundamage).

He's less amused when the two have to return with their tails between their legs. "Train harder!" he yells, as Obi-Wan Kenobi drags his unconscious Master away. "I'm more than happy to be killed by a Jedi but I'm not just going to throw the fight!"

This AU has a happy ending. It takes a number of years, but one day, side by side, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker defeat the last of the Sith, bringing balance to the force. They are hailed as heroes, and the orderly collapse of the Neimand Empire into the Democratic Council of the Outer Rim ushers in a golden age of peace for the galaxy.

(Luke and Leia aren't born again, but, nevertheless, Darth Neimand dies with a smile on his face)

[m-e-w-666]

Obsessed with your reading of Homestuck. Any particular opinions you have so far?

oh i’m fuckig enjoying it so far, i don’t have strong opinions on it so much but it’s fun to read for sure 13 year old me woulda gone feral over this. now me might also but we’ll see. still on act 2

[nat-20s]

Hi I haven't listened to the playlist yet but want you to know I am losing it over "The Bitch is Back" being on there. Fucking incredible music choice I applaud you. The Bitch (Web!Martin) is indeed back

Martin showing up in random locations to bug (aka flirt with) Jon: Hello it's me. THE Bitch