i think, if it were up to caleb (and it is, in his big brother brain), you’d never get anything done, because he would always either be doing it for you, or stopping you from doing it altogether.
that sharp tongue is always equipped with a rationale to go along with his decision, too. it’s either too dangerous, or too silly, or something you ‘don’t need to do, because he’s there’. he has a talent for twisting any and every situation to his benefit, with seemingly sound justification for his final verdict. and it is final, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.












