#GiantOctopus sighting @ #LandsEnd turns out to be a cookie eaten later by a #StarbucksAddict who had been reading #ConfessionsOfAnEnglishOpiumEater & was trying to go #ColdTurkey after seeing two early #PedroAlmodóvar films. The #Overstimulation was too much for his #InnerStalker & the #ColdCase specialists are fearing that all of their dream cases will #TieMeUp & #TieMeDown for years to come. #GoToTheBeach & see what happens! (at Starbucks)
















