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Why do the sunglasses bother you so damn much? Just take my 50 mil and kiss Sawyer!

- 🕶️ Anon

"'i like to be able to see where people look.'"

[he shifts around in his chair]

"'if you can manage to get sawyer here I'll give him a kiss, perhaps for free. Who knows.'"

{Harley comes in with mini Yarnaby in his arms}

"Hello Mr. Pierre. I must admit you are very hard working man! I love your outfit today. Also I admire your knowledge in your head."

~ @dr-harley-sawyer

"'first of all, did you get told to do this? Secondly, is that a tiny yarnaby?'"

"Leith, I'm worried. You good, mate?..."

~ @dr-harley-sawyer

"'doing awesome, doing great. I swear'"

-Harley kicks the door down-

"Leith Pierre!"

{Harley takes a deep breath}

"Someone paid me 60,000 dollars to kiss you..."

~ @dr-harley-sawyer

[he jumps up]

"'ever heard of knocking? And– WHAT?'"

Roast Dr. Sawyer in 5 words

"'weak, old, foolish, nonhuman, messy'"

*Clears throat and throws @dr-harley-sawyer at Leith*

I found you something to chew on

:D

"'oh my god.'"

"'looking good.....'"

"'This may be.. a little bit late, but Merry Christmas everyone.'"

"Piss-ere, go home. You're drunk."

~ @dr-harley-sawyer

"'nuh uh. I am never drunk'"

#innovativethoughts