✤ + ENYO N ARES OK
who said i love you first? honestly probably enyo because even if she’s a crazy motherfucker like half the time she still has a soft heart buried underneath everything ?? besides she was very vocal about her feelings when she was still a child sO
who laughs when the other trips? oh my god ares okay nothing cracks him up more than seeing his lil sister faceplant on the ground
who pays the bills? well since they’re like. gods and shit neither of them do but in a scenario where they had.... enyo would, mostly because her whole millenium stuck as a mortal actually taught her how to deal with bills and taxes
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? ENYO DOES SHE LOVES PARTYING. she definitely insists on buying those cheap santa hats everytime around christmas and stucks one on ares’ head every single year.
who’s more clumsy? neither ?? i mean........... gods of war anyone they have to have good coordination
who checks their daily horoscope? enyo. then she chortles so hard ares is actually worried about whether or not she’s choking on her own spit.
who sings louder in the car? enyo !!!!! she sings at the top of her lungs. but she can’t carry a tune in a bucket so ares always threatens to staple her mouth shut but he secretly loves it okay
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? gosh enyo..... she can’t be bothered okay
who is more up to date in pop culture? again, enyo-- if anything, because of her years as a mortal :’)
who insists on going to see the newest movies? enyo once more. she has a serious thing for tom hardy tbh
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? I WANT TO SAY ARES because he might look like a buff asshat who hates everyone, i can totally see him LOVING animals to death ?? and wanting to go after ppl abusing their animals to shove a pitchfork in their asses so yeah
who’s the lighter sleeper? ares, definitely. war does that-- and the nightmares he gets don’t help. enyo could (and has) slept through battles.
who believes in ghosts? i mean their uncle is literally the king of ghosts so......
who does the grocery shopping? enyo, if anything because they HAVE to eat more than proteins ahem
who updates their facebook status more often? neither ?? they don’t have facebook, i think, sO
