#insect review

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Reviewing Creepy Crawlies As A Person With Bug Phobias

First we have, Spiders!

You all know the answer, love it, 10/10, great Arachnid

Second,

Woolly Aphid, amazing, very soft, 10/10

Mantids

Brilliant, 10/10

Caterpillars

Chunky, lovely, some give you rashes so that's kinda rude, 8/10

Rhino Beetle

HEEHEEEE BIG MAN 10/10

Tarantula Hawk Wasp

Beautiful, very evil, sorry, 10/10 for beauty but a strong 1/10 for attitude

Bumble Bee

Perfection, 11/10

Solifugae

BIG CHUNGUS! FRIEND SHAPED! However very rude, Sneaking into shoes and sleeping bags? Sir, please do not! 6/10

Harvestmen

They're idiots and I love it, I wish them the best in life 7/10

Stick

That is a stick, 10/10

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Reviewing Creepy Crawlies as a Person with Bug Phobias

PART 2

Leaf Bug

Iconic, 10/10

Mosquitos

Awful, terrible, the only thing you do that pleases me is being eaten by the local bats of my street. 1/10

Ant

We could've been friends you know, but going in my bed? You ruined it. 1/10

Flutterbys

Sus, shady, you Sketchy little vampire, I love it, I have a tattoo of one, 10/10

Moths

Haha fluffy, had a Moth infestation though, that sucked, 5/10

Cicada

I have a bottle of your skin on my shelf.

10/10

Stink Bug

Stop flying into my hair, then we'll talk

1/10

True Ladybugs

Brilliant, gentle, loving, wish you weren't endangered 10/10

False Lady bugs

Go. Away. 1/10