Today's Document
Xuebing Du
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Product Placement
Not today Justin
titsay
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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
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@randomspider
Inside of a pepper
All covered in seeds
I met a small weevil
Wiggling at me
And though he was little
I sang him my song
I left him a nibble
And he sang along
He told me his story
When he was an egg
He would rest in a flower
Yes thats what he said
Then grew a large Pepper
So green and so round
He munched all inside it
But he is free now
lickstip
Nerevar, look upon the heart and- what are you doing? No, stop staring at my chest with that salacious gaze, stop reaching out for me. Nerevar, listen, I get it, there's an intense homoerotic tension that I've been helping stoke between us but come on man. I've been preparing this nice speech, I've set the metaphorical table, the lava provides the perfect atmosphere for this moment. No I don't particularly care that you "waited weeks for this", I've waited an eternity for this moment and won't let your base urges get in the way.
... fine. You can squeeze one pec one time but it comes with the condition of forfeiting- ow FUCK, what the hell man? Oh, I'm sorry, is my manner of speaking too long-winded for you? Forgive me for enjoying clarity- I SAID ONCE. Nerevar, keep your hands to yourself.
Yes, I paid Wes Johnson to say this on Cameo. I love how he gets dressed as characters he voices on them too. 🥹 Credit to @unironicallytes for making the meme in the first place. 😆
I never thought I would hear Lucien Lachance say "This is not for commercial use" I thinnnk I am allowed to post this on social media though. Hopefully I am not breaking Tennet III as to do so is to invoke the wrath of Sithis and all that. 🤷🏻♀️
He said it twice differently too I admire the dedication.
I had a dream I watched Wicked and there was a 5 minute segment with bbno$ chasing the wizard and singing about balls
miku ideas
25 | last
Breaking in my new tablet by honoring the sixth house.
I fear “I Have No Mouth & I Must Carol” isn’t gonna win the ugly sweater design contest at the company holiday party
I NEED IT
not now duolingo I'm hormonal
Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
WHAT HAPPENED HERE
the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart
English added by me :)
Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.
*flings you into the last video game you played*
Do you survive?
No
Absolutely not
Incredibly unlikely
Maybe
There is a chance
I’ll try
Yes
(See results)
HKIA I am so incredibly safe that it's concerning
dogs love using their horizontal nature to stand in front of you
Fun fact: I was in a house with my boss and her son with whom I was about to go on a date (long story) and they have Great Pyrenees. BIG dog. One of them figures out right quick that I'm a sucker and keeps standing in front of me, using his Large Horizontal Nature to block the door. The guy and my boss start tugging him away, chastising him, and I say, "No, no - watch this."
I slowly rotate. The dog, anticipating forward motion, walks around to block me. I step backwards through the door and the dog is left standing, shocked at my escape. They (dog owners) had apparently never thought of that.
Defy the horizontal nature. Rotate.
He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!
When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time
brushie brushie brushie
It really is fascinating that basically every animal on earth that has some sort of skin integument enjoys a lil scratch. I mean it makes sense but like. Humans evolved from social grooming animals and we have perfect little grooming hands and basically everything on earth with scales, fur or feathers can basically be convinced to let us give them free back scratches. Humans don’t even get anything out of it other than the satisfaction of helping out. We’re just really good at it. What a useful creature to be put on a planet full of animals who can’t reach their backs.
You require more Tylenol.
oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it
Farewell!
The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy
