An Attempt Was Made
There was a tiny beetle on my desk that I wanted a closer look at so like any sane person I impaled it on a safety pin.
It
didn’t
die
The thing kept wiggling and I didn’t want it to squash it and make it impossible to look at properly but I did want it dead so I stuck it in a bowl of water to drown.
It is at the bottom of the bowl clinging to a bubble for dear life and it STILL LIVES.
WHY














