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[the-holy-ghost-offical]

Hey, Holy Ghost, what's poppin down there?

- @saint-michael-archangel-official

here on earth? Well its gotten to be a realshitshow, mosthly the USA and literally anything ot loghtly breathes on, its almost as bad as f*ance, if you could please process my request for an assistant that would be greatly appreciated

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

So are you like...my normal counterpart

Well i existed first, so like mabye youre my evil counterpart?

Idk

Im certainly not normal tho

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

today i learne:

im supposed to give good advice

Today i also learned:

nowhere in my contract defines what good advice is

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

Ya know this is nice, todaynis good earth is not getting any worse today its great, i told someone to put their sealtbelt on and theu did, things are good, havent seen my assistants in a while tho

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

(pretend this post was like 4 days ago)

*PHASES THROUGH YOUR CEILING*

IM BACK BICHES

(or guys if biches is triggering for you)

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

Go drink some water

oki good, now i need you to graba book, any book will do bit it mist be physical, and not on your phone (if u dont have one then fine)

nice thatll work, now i want you to grab a lil snack ideally sthm you wont regret like a cup cake those have no regret cuz they’re tasty but sthm haelthy works too ig,

alr good great choice,

now i want tou to go outide, or on a balcony or sthm with your book,snack and cup of water (if you still have it) now set a 20 min timer and read, take a break, you deserve it (if you want to change books u can)

also if you have a deadline or sthm u gotta do then ignore the books part bit i still want you to go drink a water please, you got this!

take care of yourself when you can.