Gods secretary (on earth)

Its your favroite spirit! They/them agender. -on a smallish tumblr break rn so i wont post as much for a bit, ill be back soon!-

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I would like to nominate @state-of-utah-offical for the contest because as a resident of the state of Utah, they do a really good job of representing it, and bc Idaho would be so proud

And I think Utah deserves a chance despite the mistake that got made

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @state-of-utah-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[state-of-utah-offical]

OMG? THANKS :) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU :D

@penji0000 @iammentallystable16 @weevilxp @the-grassy-hill @bisexual-biker @snomboi @nerdwholikesnerdythings @the-holy-ghost-offical @acephoric @iron-offical @ant-offical @avhira @roseisgoat @evilpineapple-offical taggingyall again ig 🥹

[sharrrrknight]

Happy pride :)

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[rosaria-zip]

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

[artemisiamasterofnone]

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

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[caravalxjurdan240]

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[obsessivebookwormalert]

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical

[faewantscoffee]

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

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[ghostofconnell]

@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold

[con-the-kobold]

@yourlocalavian

[yourlocalavian]

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

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[maedaeeee]

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

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[vickysnowpawz]

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

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[volume-down]

come on

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[soda-sprite-deactivated20260519]

we can do this!! @st4ry3mi @vita-min-buniii @stxrrstrxx @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @galacticstag literally @everyone!!!

[mychemicalplatonicrelationship]

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[chr0nically-b0red]

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[litterallymoony-deactivated2026]

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

Come my swarm! No note limit!

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[emotional-traffic-cone]

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[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

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[bardorsomethinglikethat]

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[knickknat]

IM SORRY?! GET YOURSELF HELP NOW!!

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HELPFUL A GOOD PSYCHOLOGIST IS

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[confused-cookie-blog]

YOU WILL RECEIVE THE HELP YOU NEED!

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[ca-cupid-offical]

GO MY EARTHLINGS

@small-bottle-of-expired-milk @evil-cupid-offical @the-holy-ghost-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

Hello!

-- @state-of-utah-offical

Hiii!

[satan-offical]

I'm good thanks

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

@the-holy-ghost-offical

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

its actually quite annoying, everyone expects me to just come by and give them holy wisdom or whatever the fuck people want these days, just because theyve been a good kid and then when i do actually come by and be like “HEY DONT DO THAT THING ITS STUPID” THEY NEVER FUCKING LISTEN theyre always like ‘ehh itlll be fineeeeee’ because they forgot that im not any fuckin louder that their concenouness *concicenes *conceinse part of their brain that tells them not to do bad shit, so they just ignore me and them get MAD at me when it ends badly they get all ‘Whyyyy didnt u warn meeee’ ‘pleaseeee fix thissss’ as if its MY Fault that they itnored me, and like they were told what i sound like ‘still *small* voice’ SO MABYE YOU JAVE BEEN VISITED BY ME AND U JUST DIDNT FUCKIN LISTEM SO STOP COMPLAINING

also this add implies im like gifted to people like a fuckin slave or some shit, no, your gifted the fact that i might visit you, plese stop being ,ad you dont get to boss me around when tou shouldve read the fine print.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 2

April (Monster Prom)

Mime Bomb (Carmine Sandiego)

Voting ended onApr 15

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

please folks, officalverse, please vote mime bomb, do it for me, please, i know this could legally count as ooc but this is urgent, i beg you, mime bomb is 100% more tumblr sexy than the (very cool) clown from a dating simulator, (as the purpose of tumblr sexy is the most questionably attractive, not conventionally) please vote mime bomb tumblr sexyjester 2026.

also dw mimes are a tyoe of clown so he doth qualifies

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

Hawaiʻi is currently in the midst of a natural disaster if you didnt know

Apparently there isn’t much news coverage of this outside of the islands

Towns are flooded, homes destroyed and collapsed, roads collapsed, lives at risk, gas leaks from the flood damage

Haleiwa and Waialua are currently evacuated because the 120 year old dam is at risk of bursting

Mind you that damn is owned by Dole. Theyve known about it needing to be fixed for years and years and years. Despite having more than enough money they refuse

The state has been trying to buy it out from them for years so they can fix it, but the sale hasn’t gone through

Keep in mind that the Dole family were the ones who illegally imprisoned Queen Liliuʻokalani and illegally overthrew the monarchy.

If I see another goddamn person say how sad this is for the tourists whose “trips were ruined” and compare a messed up vacation to people losing their homes, belongings, and livelihoods, I’m going to lose my mind

I am so lucky that my family or friend’s are safe and the few whose houses flooded didnt have it too bad, but so so so many were not as fortunate

If you haven’t heard anything about this until now, I suggest looking into it

The sirens didn’t go off until the flood had been going on for hours. Our state government is spending so much money on a fucking monorail we don’t need rather than fixing the infrastructure.

It’s been the locals and Kanaka doing the most to help get people to safety from the start

I don’t really know how to end this

I just need to know people are aware

I need to know people are seeing whats happening

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

Dole the fruit company started the dole plantation in 1901 in Hawaʻi as the “hawaiian pineapple company”

Dole the fruit company got big from plantations, colonialism, and exploitation in Hawaiʻi

Dole the fruit company monopolized land for their plantations, exploited local labor as well as immigrant labor from the people they shipped in to work, and depleted the soil and introduced toxic pesticides

Dole the fruit company was the cousin of Sanford B Dole who helped overthrow the monarchy and became the governor of hawaiʻi afterwards

Dole purchased the island of Lānaʻi and made it tbe largest pineapple plantation in the world

Lānaʻi is now 98% owned by larry ellison, cofounder and chairman of oracle

Dole the fruit company had sugarcane plantations across hawaiʻi as well as pineapple

For over 150 years, millions of gallons of water were diverted daily from natural streams to sugarcane plantations on Maui

This caused irreparable damage to the ecosystem and is largely if not wholly responsible for how dry Maui is to this day

The dryness of Maui played a huge factor into the severity of the Lahaina fires

That control over water shifted political power to colonizers which aided them in overthrowing the monarchy

yes, dole the fruit company owns a dam in Hawaiʻi

they still have massive pineapple farms in hawaiʻi

The dole plantation on Oahu is now a tourist attraction where they’ll take you on the “pineapple express train tour” or the “plantation garden tour”

They turned it into a tourist attraction

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

Also: the dam is no longer at imminent risk of failure

BUT

that in no way means it isn’t still an issue

this is an earthen dam, not a concrete one

it was not meant to last this long

Earthen dams are weakened every time it rains. So even though it’s no longer at imminent risk of failure, the danger is still there

Earthen damns begin to erode once water runs over them

Here’s a good, local news article on this that @proustianrevelry linked in the rbs

‘We’re Screwed’: Dole Did Little To Fix Dangerous Wahiawā Dam

Hawaiʻi's proposal to acquire the dam, and have taxpayers foot the bill for repairs, let the company off the hook.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

Also, for anyone wondering about suing Dole for negligence:

I wish they could be but they can't be sued for it at the moment because the dam didn't actually fail. It overflowed, but the spillway caught the overflow and the dam didn't break. So yeah, they can't be sued for negligence until it's too late

[luisonte]

....but.... why?

[thewisemankey]

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

[vlanderzine]

I want a knife gun.

[vivcaprica]

For an updated Ides of March

[deceptive-owls]

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[argon-offical]

who up tumbling it rn

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

im still wearing my christmas hat

Hehe

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

[ancient-debris]

Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold, Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old, Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all, Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall, Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea, Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.

[omnybus]

Was inspired by the previous post a while back, and had been working on this on and off for a long while.

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[captain-acab]

I love all of these. The angel of the the deep's wings are canvas, held up by an anchor. The angel of war's wings are blades, and its shield is a coffin. The angel of solace is a mutant, its arms deforming into wings. Geiger counter in hand, it guides us through the danger only it knows. Was this angel once a man? Corrupted now beyond hope, he can at least save others from the same fate.

[youve-got-a-roman]

this shit is so incredibly cool that i cannot and refuse to attempt to properly articulate it

[goldenbunny30]

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[laciffo-satan]

Satans, please come over for roll call. (Siblings of @satan-offical )

@laciffo-natas

@unsatan-offical

@satan-officai

@offical-natas

@laciffo-satan

@natas-offical

@natas-laciffo

@satan-offfical

@satan-offlcal

@satan-of-utah-offical

@satan-of-louisiana-offical

@satan-laffico

@satan-official-account

[archangel-uriel-offical]

@archangel-gabriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical… they forgot her actual siblings… smh

[archangel-raphael-offical]

This is quite strange. I do not believe any of these accounts are biologically related to satan?

[the-holy-ghost-offical]

I too am quite certian of them not being related.

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

[imguiltyofthis]

this is the definition of college.

[comic-canary]

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

[polywoggiest]

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

[bionelly2]

you just go into science and after a while, crocodile…