[Scene: a bustling festival, where our group has gathered in appropriate garb. Yuki and Machi have separated from the others, indistinctly walking between stalls in the background. Our cast watch them from afar.]
Haru: ...not to state the obvious or anything, but: you have a thing for Yuki, right?
Kyou and Tohru: *startled spluttering*
Kakeru: *hands on hips* Hahaha, where'd you get that idea from? But, and I'll make myself clear, that could not possibly be further from the truth! Because, you see: Yun-yun, my best friend, is currently dating Machi, my sister! So! I most definitely do not have a thing for Yuki.
Haru: But, like, you are gay though, right?
Kyou and Tohru: *continued awkwardness*
Kakeru: Super! But not for Yun-yun, of course. Because he is, as we speak and watch, dating my sister. And that would be a very bad situation for literally everybody involved!!
Tohru: *still very red* Erm... n-now that we've seen them off, should we-
Haru: For what it's worth, I think there's a pretty decent chance he's into you.
Kyou and Tohru: *instantaneously hysterical*
Kakeru: Wow!!!! That. Sure is a thing you just said, right there. Haha!!!!
Haru: Not that I'm 100%, or anything. Just a vibe, y'know.
Kakeru: I think that I understand!!!!! *brow furrowed, face very red* Hmmmmm. Wow. This sure is a... whoa. Just whoa. Huh.
Kyou and Tohru: *have already left*