#insomnia ftw

[disasterpurplebois]

They say if you can’t sleep you shouldn’t use your phone etc cause it’ll keep you awake but have you considered the consequences of if I just lay there with The Thoughts

[jerkbitchidjitassbutt]

Okay but does anyone else hear “roasty toasty” and immediately

[squirrelstone]

me: okay so I only got two hours of sleep last night, but I managed to force myself to stay awake all day without any caffeine even though I had to keep snapping a rubber band on my wrist. that means I should fall asleep super fast tonight, right?

my melatonin level: *removes one earbud* huh?

[shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees]

Me: pssst. You awake?

Roommate, through wall: yeah what?

Me: what if men just had one giant sperm instead of millions of sperm?

Roommate: ...

Me: like their dick would be their one sperm.

Roommate: ...what?

Me: ...and when they have sex it just like, goes in and detaches. Maybe it would make fertilization more likely.

Roommate: ...babe-

Me: I doubt it’d be comfortable though.

Roommate: it’s 2 am gO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

[papawolfchris]

im so tired that im barely concious but i know if i lay down i either wont fall asleep or i do, and i wake up at 2 am on the dot

[ambre-gris]

fighting fire with fire

that was still easily the least unpleasant sleepless night i've had... and now it's time to take vyvanse so i won't be sleepy for another 12 hours. everything worked out, but attention span and problem solving might be compromised ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[ambre-gris]

day 3 of being back at work. deadline tomorrow for an integration. lol, i hope the backend guys hurry up.

i'm kinda getting into the groove of things but also getting distracted and completing 5 minor tasks while trying to investigate an issue.... maybe it's the lack of sleep and playing stardew valley expanded (and working on some mods) to make up for lost alone time >.>

i just couldn't help it, the other night i finished the volcano dungeon and met lance! i have managed to hold off marrying the wizard bc i've been scoring hearts with lance and trying to finish the monster crop quest xD but the highlands are weirdly bugged for me, there are no monster spawns atm. hmm. well, things will surely be interesting this weekend xD i should pay more attention to ginger island and grind for golden walnuts, tho. i also made it to level 57 in the skull cavern, my personal record! 🤠

(btw: been also trying to take care of sleep issues by starting a 5-htp regime but no effects as of yet. even regular sleeping pills don't work for me, aside from zolpidem but no one likes to prescribe it anymore. it's a shame, if you were responsible and used it only for worst bouts of insomnia, it'd be great. it didn't give me a hangover due to the short half life and just made me sleepy. i didn't experience any euphoria/hallucinations that it's infamous for. i always half-jokingly say that i'd need horse meds for these issues.)

[nimblermortal]

Waiiiiiittttt a second

His Radiancy was sent to find a mage to take up his position on Zunidh.

It’s Auri, isn’t it?