#inspectoroftheyard

[jonsnuw]

Promo #1

inspectorsoftheyard

misterpond

geniusdetectiveandhisblogger

lovedoctorintardis

deadstiels

sweetie-ameliapond

[letsplayxmurder]

ASDFGHJNGFDSGF OMFG I JUST CAN'T EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW OKAY? AND MY 100 FOLLOWER IS A LESTRADE RP BLOG AND JUST MORE FEELS BECAUSE LESTRADE. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME AND WITH SHERLOCK JUST THANK YOU *hugs*

[governmentofficial]

"Have you tried drinking out of the wrong side of a glass?"

Send one of the following for my muse's reaction

That will [/hiccup] not work! It does [/hiccup] not cure [/hiccup] hiccups! Ugh! This is [/hiccup] infuriating!

[jonsnuw]

sail - awolnation

song: not my thing | okay | nice | perfect | beautiful | fav

url: not my thing | okay | nice | perfect | beautiful

theme: not my thing | okay | nice | perfect | beautiful

overall: not my thing | okay | nice | perfect | beautiful

follow: no sorry! | now | yes | forever

[imadoctornotablog]

What's happened?

Would’ve been fine if that damn tribble hadn’t gotten loose and wandered into the life-support system air ducts. Don’t know how the fucker managed to slip in and then turn out to be fat enough to clog one of the valves. And because of course we’re on board a ship of goddamn heroes, the engineering ensigns get together a rescue mission for the bugger.

-eye roll-

They’re lucky Scotty didn’t immediately turn the the systems back on when they disabled them, because fat tribble or not those dumbasses could’ve ended up getting sucked through the sanitizing systems, and I don’t know about you, but being slow cooked at 150 degrees Celsius in a rapid spin cycle with your crewmates’ bad breath sounds like a terrible way to go.

Anyhow, they make it out and back, somehow not getting cut on the exposed bolting or edging, which is good, because who knows what the hell grows in all the pretreated air. As is I ended up giving them the entire antibiotic-immunobooster cocktail when they brought me the damn tribble for a ‘check-up.’

-sigh-

And that was before lunch.

[imadoctornotablog]

Complain away. I might have to complain about my own when you're done, but you can tune me out.

I’ll listen. It depends on whether or not we’re awake by the time I’m done, though. My idiots have an encyclopediac knowledge ofjust how to piss me off.

[securityofficercoolings-blog]

He's been on the job on the Enterprise for a few weeks now and he still got lost. Back in academy Robert never could quite understand the layout of the cruiser class ships. Seeing someone in the hallway when he turned the corner, he put on a smile and walked up to them. "Hey, um, this sounds really bad I know, but I'm lost. Can you tell me where I am?"

[m-scotty-blog]

The BBC is Here! (+6)

flirtatiouscaptainharkness

the-ninth-of-many

thehackerwhocan

gotcaughtinthemiddle

inspectoroftheyard

darcywho

Returning from his lunch break, the Scotsman walks in to see yet another odd visitor standing at his work console looking over something. "Oi! That is not public record; you cannae just go readin' things on other people's workstations all willy-nilly like that!"