His Bark Part 5:
He hadn’t meant to fall asleep. But the sound of the little human’s breathing below him had lulled him to sleep. It was much different than the snoring he was used to when Sans slept there; not that his brother spent much time with his family anymore anyways.
Besides his assignments, he didn’t spend much time with his family at all; opting to spend his every free moment with his “girl”.
Papyrus stared at the sleeping girl on the bottom bunk. She was clutching the pillow tightly, her knees curled in towards her chest, a very defensive position. Her hair fell over her cheeks hiding her cute face. He squatted down beside the bed. He wanted to see her sleeping face, up close. Carefully, he brushed the hair behind her ear. She flinched but did not wake up.
As he watched her back rise and fall, he began to understand Sans’ current obsession with his new lady friend. The little human was intoxicating, he found himself being pulled to her. Though he wasn’t sure he would ever be as fully involved with a girl like Sans was, he had to admit he wouldn’t mind having her around for awhile~
He sighed and pushed those thoughts away.
She wasn’t here to be friendly with though. Besides, he had very high standards that he doubted she would be able to meet-no matter how cute she was. He took one last long look before heading towards the door.
He better make breakfast before she woke up. He would hate for her to find him gone and start to worry herself again.
.........
She woke up slowly. Her eyes felt swollen and puffy from all the crying she had done the night before.
She looked around her, letting her eyes adjust. She was still in Papyrus’s room. Nothing had happened, no one had tried anything.
The girl sat up, listening for breathing coming from the top bunk. Was he still asleep? Did skeletons even breathe?
She didn’t hear anything; no movement, nothing.
That’s when her eyes came to rest on the side table. There lay her clothes, neatly folded with a note sitting on top. She reached for the piece of paper.
‘HUMAN, I HAVE GONE DOWNSTAIRS TO PREPARE BREAKFAST. IF YOU WAKE UP BEFORE I RETURN, GET DRESSED AND WAIT FOR ME; I WILL BRING BREAKFAST TO YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP WHEN I RETURN, I WILL LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE NEXT TO YOUR CLOTHES. PAPYRUS’
The girl felt herself smile a bit. Even though he was a killer, he seemed to be very thoughtful, if not just detail oriented.
She looked over at her clothes. They were folded nicely and smelled of what she could only describe as a mans cologne. Deep, rich, and musky. They felt soft as she picked them up. At least she had something familiar in this place.
At that moment she heard footsteps coming up the stairs. She felt her heart quicken. Was it Papyrus? The door opened slowly.
Papyrus peeked in the door.
“OH HUMAN, YOU’RE AWAKE.”
He closed the door behind him, setting the tray of food in his hands on the bedside table.
“DID YOU SLEEP WELL?”
The girl nodded.
“Yes. Thanks for...staying.”
A look of surprise crossed the youngest skeleton’s face. The girl thought she also saw some red spreading across his face, but he turned away before she could see.
“NO THANKS IS NEEDED. IT IS MY JOB TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.”
The girl clutched her clothes tighter.
“Yeah...right.”
Papyrus sighed.
“GO GET DRESSED HUMAN. YOUR BREAKFAST IS GETTING COLD.”
The girl nodded and retreated to the bathroom.
....
The girl seemed a little less uncomfortable when she was finally in her own clothes again. She ate her breakfast without much conversation, though her facial expressions said many words. Finally she finished her plate.
“Thank you for the food, you’re a very good cook.”
The youngest skeleton felt a beam of pride go through him.
“OF COURSE HUMAN! THERE IS NO GREATER COOK THAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!”
The girl gave him a small, smile. Papyrus felt his soul thump a bit.
So cute~
“I wish I were better at cooking, I know the basics and I’m not too bad, but I could definitely be better. I do like to bake though.”
Papyrus raised his eye ridge.
“REALLY?”
She nodded. “It helps me to relax.”
Papyrus considered this. It would probably help the human stay calm if she were doing something she loved.
“...WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AND COOK SOMETHING?”
The girl looked up at him in surprise.
“...what?”
Papyrus studied her face. She didn’t seem apposed to the idea, just surprised to hear him say it.
“YOU COULD HELP ME PREPARE LUNCH AND DURING THAT I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR COOKING SKILLS!”
She looked away sheepishly.
“Are you sure? I’ve been told I’m not exactly easy to teach. I-I tend to get overwhelmed very easily when I don’t understand or know how to do something.”
Papyrus puffed his chest up in pride.
“NYEH HEH HEH! YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF THIS HUMAN, BUT AMONG MY MANY TALENTS I POSSESS, I AM ALSO AN EXCELLENT TEACHER! I’M CERTAIN THAT BY THE TIME IM DONE WITH YOU, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO COOK AT AN ACCEPTABLE LEVEL. ALTHOUGH STILL NOT AS GOOD AS ME!”
She looked down at her lap, seeming to contemplate his offer. A troubled look came over her face.
“What about...your family? Won’t your brothers be upset to see me-out? A-And what about-“
“DO NOT WORRY HUMAN, MY COUSINS ARE GONE FOR THE DAY AND DO NOT USUALLY RETURN UNTIL NIGHTFALL. AS FOR MY BROTHERS, THEY ARE OUT WORKING FOR NOW.”
The youngest skeleton got up and strode over to the door. He opened it wide and looked back at her.
“WELL?”
The girl blinked a few times, before finally rising from the bed and following him out the door.
.....
“A GOOD KNIFE IS A CHEF’S BEST FRIEND.”
The tall skeleton brandished the utensil in front of the girl.
“IF SHARPENED AND PROPERLY CARED FOR IT CAN BE USED FOR A VARIETY OF JOBS.”
He saw the girl visibly swallow as the blade got near her.
“DO NOT WORRY HUMAN, ALL KNIVES IN THIS KITCHEN HAVE ONLY BEEN USED FOR COOKING.”
Without another thought, he turned and grabbed the vegetable he was going to dispatch.
“OBSERVE CAREFULLY HUMAN. I WILL SHOW YOU ONCE, THEN I WILL LET YOU TRY.”
She nodded and watched as he made quick work of the vegetable in front of him barely missing a beat.
“NOW YOU TRY.”
He motioned for her to step in front of the cutting board, handing her the knife handle first. He placed another vegetable down and stood off to the side, watching her intently.
Slowly, the girl tried mimicking his movements as she chopped the vegetable.
“NO, NO, NO! YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG HUMAN! SLANT THE BLADE IN AND THEN CHOP DOWN!”
The girl nodded, adjusted the blade, and tried again.
“NOW YOUR JUST SAWING IT! IT’S NOT A PIECE OF WOOD, SLANT THE BLADE AND THEN CHOP STRAIGHT DOWN!”
The girl tensed, her hand shaking, chopping down dangerously close to one of her fingers. Something stopped the blade just in time. A bony hand grasped the knife, mere centimeters from cutting off the tip of her finger.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU COULD HAVE CHOPPED YOUR DAMN FINGER OFF! WHY WEREN’T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!”
The girl let go off the knife and took a step back, hugging herself tightly. She let out a ragged breath.
“If your going to just keep yelling at me, I might as well just go back upstairs and you can finish lunch by yourself!”
This gave Papyrus pause. In his zeal for culinary perfection he had forgotten that she was still a novice. He had wanted this to help calm her down and maybe get another one of those adorable smiles out of her. But in his haste to teach he had forgotten how fragile she was right now.
“...MY APOLOGIES. I TEND TO GET OVER ZEALOUS WHEN IT COMES TO COOKING. I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU STAYED TO HELP ME-CAN WE TRY AGAIN?”
The girl gave him a wary look. The tall skeleton sighed.
“WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER THIS TIME. I WILL GUIDE YOU TO SHOW YOU THE PROPER FORM. I ...PROMISE TO WATCH MY TONE.”
‘Just trust me human. Give me another chance. I won’t let you down.’
He saw the girl give a small sigh. Finally she walked slowly back to the cutting board.
Papyrus felt his soul leap.
The girl hesitantly picked back up the knife, then looked back at him, waiting.
Papyrus came up behind her, laying his giant hands over hers as gently as possible. He was careful to keep his body from touching hers-which wasn’t hard because of the size difference. But even so; his soul thumped from the close contact.
She was so small~
He moved her free hand to the vegetable and positioned her hand properly on it.
“YOU MUST USE YOUR KNUCKLES TO HOLD IT DOWN. THIS WAY IT WILL NOT SLIP WHEN YOU ARE HOLDING THE VEGETABLE, KEEPING YOUR FINGERS INTACT.”
She glanced back at him and nodded. He thought he detected a hint of red on her face. But otherwise, she was remaining quite calm at his contact.
Gently, he picked up her hand with the knife and situated it over the vegetable.
Her little body was now completely encircled and engulfed by his own. Though he took great care to keep her separated from him, he could feel the feeling from earlier creeping up in him.
Hunger....need.
He wanted her closer-right up on him. Close enough to smell and caress~
Papyrus snapped himself out of that train of thought. He had to admit, the human was intoxicating. But she still did not meet all of his standards! It would take more than an interest in cooking to hook him.
But...there was no harm in being a little bit closer~
“NOW, YOU POSITION YOUR KNIFE SLANTED STARTING AT THE TIP AND SLOWLY PUSH IT FORWARD WHILE BRINGING IT DOWN.”
He demonstrated this to her while guiding her hand gently through the motions. After a few more demonstrations, Papyrus reluctantly released his hold so she could try on her own.
“VERY GOOD HUMAN! YOU LEARN FAST, BY THE END OF THIS YOU MIGHT JUST BE A NOVICE AT IT!”
The girl gave him a small embarrassed smile.
Papyrus could feel himself itching to be close to her again.
.....
It took awhile, but they soon fell into a groove.
Slowly, lunch came together until finally the last thing to do was plate it.
“NOW JUST GENTLY SPREAD IT OUT ON THE PLATE IN A FAN SHAPE....YES, JUST LIKE THAT EXCELLENT WORK HUMAN.”
The tall skeleton looked over her shoulder as she spread the finishing touches on each plate, gently guiding her hands when needed.
Finally, she finished and looked back to admire her work.
Papyrus laid a hand carefully on her shoulder.
“VERY GOOD WORK HUMAN. YOU DID VERY WELL.”
The girl looked up at him and smiled, making his soul race.
“Well, I did have a good teacher.”
He could feel his cheekbones turning red at her compliment, and had to be mindful not to squeeze her shoulder in his excitement.
Behind them, someone cleared their throat.
Both the girl and the younger skeleton turned to find two of his brothers standing in the doorway of the kitchen.
“Are we...interrupting?”
......
;3 part 6 coming soon(ish) and hopefully you got to see the first ever fanart on my page! It’s so cool!
Submitted by @turtleskele
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This one... This one is fun owo and that ending, are you kidding me hhh I will be excitedly (but patiently) waiting for the next part!
Also here’s the link to the Ao3 one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23164456/chapters/57399343













