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Sliding into the gods DMs

(Jack Ma sitting at his desk, a cigarette in his hand, his phone opened on his Instagram DM's in front of him. He looks down at the keyboard and begins to write)

Dear Eris, Aphrodite, Pan, Hades, Phobos, Dionysus, and Poseidon,

I hope this letter finds you well. I write to you with great admiration and reverence for your divine presence. It is with utmost humility that I take the liberty to address you with what I believe you would find most compelling: Mount Krakow, where the views are breathtaking, and the air is crisp.

(He pauses, chuckling to himself)

Jack Ma: They don't know the secrets of [Jack Ma] [1]. I am more famous than ever before, and absolutely nobody believes [in] them [1]. That's all it is: just a joke [2]. The Greeks know it not [3].

(He continues)

I believe that you should leave the outdated Mount Olympus and come live with me on Mount Krakow, a magnificent place full of palaces, gold, and everything you will ever dream of.

Jack Ma: As [...] the most influential m[a]n on the face of the planet, it is important [1] that I surround myself with the best. But I am the best! So it is important [1] that I surround myself with the second-best: the Greeks.

(Jack writes)

Imagine the following:

Atop Mount Krakow, where palaces gleam,

Gold abounds, and every dream is brought to life

In the garden of the senses, where beauty reigns supreme,

A temple stands atop a mound, a masterpiece unseen.

Jack Ma: What wise words. (Pats himself on the shulder) Well done Jack!

(He starts typing again)

An epic theatre [4], a pleasant view from the sea [5], the luxury villas [6] opened on the beautiful garden, where the fetes [are] held [7], just like the old times. I explored the garden and discovered a little temple built on a mound [8]. Who would be able to step into the temple of these divinities without saying to himself: 'these masterpieces' [9]?

In the garden of the senses, who pays for the light in your eyes, the florilegium around your lips, the rosy satin hue of your skin, the spirit like lightness of the scents carried in by the breeze, the primary voices in the foliage [10]. The beauty of Mount Krakow is unparalleled, much like the power of the Gods is unprecedented.

Jack Ma: (Sarcastically) Yeah, right...

(With each sentence he writes, he sneeres to himself, mocking the praise he is giving to the gods)

As Deleuze once wrote, "Paradise is where all kinds of perpetual movement take place [11]," and I assure you that Mount Krakow is a place of such perpetual movement. On the mound, the whole world seeme[s] to have dissolved in this early morning hour into a pool of thought, a deep basin of reality [12]. This world is beyond anything you have ever seen before. It is unclear whether this scene is a memory or fantasy [13]. [This] imposed coexistence invokes childish dreams and the desire to play [11].

Jack Ma: I have a desire to play with you Gods. Come to me and I'll play.

(He types)

I assure you that the people of Krakow need you. There is no society without [Gods] because without [Gods] society cannot exist [14]. It takes Gods to give men laws [15]. So people [will] naturally pay their respects to the Gods [16]. They look up to you with great reverence and built temples in your honor. Nothing, indeed, has appeared to me so remarkable as this mark of approval given by the Gods [17].From Old Europe to the New World [18], the [Gods are] beyond destruction. No one can bring an end to the [Gods] which [are] everlasting [19].

(He leans back in his chair, a sly grin on his face.)

Jack Ma: And that is for greed, pride, wrath, insolence, and those tyrannical practices which they have within them [20]. Unlike them, I don't want to be happy, I want to be great. This is the beauty of life as a MAN [1]. All things proceed from me as from a source, and all things come back to me, as to a haven of bliss [21]. Why should I bow down to the Gods when I am the best? (Laughs)

(He sits up and continues writing)

Good Gods!() Arise, [...] enjoy a prosperous kingdom [19]. The good masters are the Gods [22], and one thing is sure - the Gods are only of the city [23]. Why, then, only the city of Athens [24]? Come to Krakow, and let's be Gods [25]!

Jack Ma: (Full of disdain) I will be their God. The one and only God.

(He writes)

Food for the gods [26] awaits you on the Mount, preserved untouched, furthering an ethics of individual becomings, of differentiation and power [27].

Poseidon, God of the earthquake, and the hero [28], I ask you to lead the way and be the first to step onto Mount Krakow. Ye immortal Gods! [29] Join me, and together, let us now inquire into this happiness [30].

The Eternal City, the valley where milk and honey flow [31] - these are the things that await you on Mount Krakow. So, Aphrodite, Pan, Hades, Phobos, Dionysus, and Poseidon, be one of the gods [32],

Live in the garden, a small space, with a few friends [33], for on this mountain, you'll find a home.

Yours sincerely,

Jack Ma

(He sends the DM to the Gods)

Jack Ma: There. That should do it. The gods will be fooled into thinking I adore them, and I will continue to climb higher and higher.

(He leans back in his chair, a satisfied smirk on his face)

[1] Tate, Twitter

[2] Virgil, Aeneid

[3] Buffon, Natural History Vol 6

[4] Macarthur, The Picturesque

[5] Bacon, Selected Philosophical Works

[6] Marzano, The Roman Villa in the Mediterranean Basin

[7] Gothein, A History of Garden Art

[8] Deleuze, Masochism Coldness and Cruelty Venus in Furs

[9] Wood Gaiger, Art in Theory 1648 1815

[10] Serres, The Five Senses

[11] Koolhaas, SMLXL

[12] Woolf, To The Lighthouse

[13] Greenhalgh, Coco Chanel and Igor Stravinsky

[14] Girard, Violence and the Sacred

[15] Rousseau, Collected Works of Jean-Jacques Rousseau

[16] Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

[17] Pliny, Natural History Volume 2

[18] Thomas Piketty, Capital In The Twenty-First Century

[19] Bhagavad Gita

[20] Castiglione, The Book of the Courtier

[21] Erasmus, Adages Ii1 to lv100

[22] Foucault, The Courage of the Truth

[23] Serres, Rome

[24] Serres, The Birth of Physics

[25] Rand, The Fountainhead

[26] Pliny, Natural History Volume 5

[27] Weinstone, Avatar Bodies

[28] Homer, The Odyssey

[29] Cicero, Philippics

[30] Cicero, Tusculan Disputations

[31] Serres, Branches

[32] Hugo, Les Miserables

[33] Serres, Hermes Literature Science Philosophy

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