#instant guilt

[extroverteddisaster]

That moment you were meant to send something to a friend... But it goes to someone else...

Well...

THAT HAPPENED TO ME. TODAY. TWICE!!!

SOMEONE. BURY. ME!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️

[dragonpressgraphics]

This is your lesson in how to feel guilty for the day. My kid (11) wrote a real short story. A twist on the 3 little pigs that had me laughing. Today she asked me to make art for it. But i had to tell her that i had a loooot of art to make for this month...this month specifically, deadlines and all. As she pouted her, father calmy explains that I'm getting paid for this art... *shoves all the BB signups out of view* Yes, yes thats right...I'm being paid for this.... And now I feel guilt. I will escape her pleading stare by going to work.

[himbeaux-on-ice]

just RIGHT to the box with the 😬 face gkdkdjskdj

[namingisdifficult]

I stole the Rat Star

[24ozsteak]

every time my mom says she can't find something, i instantly have a tiny panic attack like "oh shit what the fuck did i do with it" even if ive never seen whatever shes talking about

[blockmind]

fuck was it me did I do a thing

[fatqueerprincess]

Came home and ate everything in sight.

[tacosforbrains-blog]

Don't hate me for that last post. If someone wants to tell me the context or background that'd be cool because I feel like a bit of a dick now.