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[antiquation1-blog]

Having fun applying a patina to cedar! No stain needed. It's amazing how fast the minerals in the wood come to surface. #antiquation #playingintheshop #woodpatina #naturalfinish #instantage #medinasquare #theorem113 #medinaohio #cle #akron #cbus #ohio (at ANTIQUATION)

[zebandthecontortionists]

the newest album Instant Age by Zeb & The Contortionists is listed on iTunes as "Explicit Classical Avant-Garde" music

sounds pretty cool, Whatever the fuck that genre is.

It's Jaded Jazz or Cosmic Trash, ITUNES FUCKING GET IT RIGHT 

[zebandthecontortionists]

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I'm going to urinate on your grave while im wearing mascara  Choo Choo  This isn't a funeral it's a box full of boners  Choo Choo  The man in the box demands another litter of mad dog  Choo Choo  This isn't a tear it's a super sleepy sheep's beard  Choo Choo  I look at the sky and watch the fucking fish cry  Choo choo  This isn't your momma this is a homeless red eye  Choo choo  My lightbulb sneezes for adult jeezus  Creeping in the manger,  Reviving the yesterday bunny,  So it can make Jew bear a new pot of money  I'm listening to your sour mouth comparing Jesus to the south  Choo Choo  This isn't our Lord and savior this is algorithm soup with a hint of human behavior  Choo choo  So the song is over and I'd like a kiss from a prince  Because I want to reincarnated as a young gay guy.  No more guests, please say good bye,  Leave my home so I can use my garage door opener until the batteries die.