#intellectual stuff

[buttnbooty]

[wexchester]

i'm reading a paper for my class and it's got annotations by my lecturer and one of them is just

'hmm'

[banjomasterpete]

Ode to Mastication

Mastication is a lovely thing which everyone must do

I see it on the street, on buses and in homes too

But lots of intelligent people know that mastication means to chew

So to all of you who read this: I'm masticating and thinking of you

[allcatsgotopurrgatory-x]

Anti does weird shit when she gets bored

[2-girls-1-cat]

This is for you. This is for you because Tumblr is drunk and seems to think there is a link in what I was trying to say to you. It is highly inapro so be prepared. In case you feel embarrassed then know you're not the only You in the world. You's bitch, if you're reading this...HI!

My bitch and I decided that in 3 years from now we'll move to the Philippines for some months, and we'll take you with us,for you to be with your bitch. So all of us bitches can live the rich life and have rich sex at rich hotels and be happy and rich. When we come back, we'll take your bitch with us, and we can live all together somewhere else. Then we'll all be poor.The end. 

[icantthinkofavalidurlforthis]

You don't outwit, outplay, or outlast others. You outdo yourself.

Rizzle Ostia during Harris Memorial College's 8th Commencement Exercises.