“He feels like he’s cursed.”
“Everybody he wants a relationship with-”
“-guy or girl-”
“-ends up dying.”
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“Boyfriend day, girlfriend day...”
“Whenever I see a really good-looking guy...or girl-”
“This happens in any relationship (...), boyfriend-girlfriend, boyfriend-boyfriend...”
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Jared finds plenty of ways to slip it in.
^ that sounded dirty 😏
Edit: which Saved By the Bell girl are you into, Jared?
“Mario Lopez. He’s a cute man!”
Second edit: since I guess this wasn’t clear, the thing that sounded dirty to my overexcited mind was my own ‘slip it in’ comment lol.











