Part 2 will be actually, legitimately liveblogged. I promise. It's just gonna have to wait a while, seeing as i'm not even supposed to be on Tumblr right now
[7/30/2013 2:52:40 AM] torpidGilliver: [S] Dave: Be Fish Hitler (Finally)
[7/30/2013 2:55:14 AM] artisticDeviant: Wow hi dave
[7/30/2013 2:55:52 AM] torpidGilliver: No one is online and i tend to talk about what i'm currently doing
[7/30/2013 2:56:29 AM] artisticDeviant: No worries I was just like WELLP HI
[7/30/2013 2:56:38 AM] artisticDeviant: But yeah, I looooved those scenes
[7/30/2013 2:56:42 AM] artisticDeviant: And yeah, now Jack is like
[7/30/2013 2:56:47 AM] artisticDeviant: A side character
[7/30/2013 2:57:10 AM] torpidGilliver: I love that Fuschia Ruler is playing
[7/30/2013 2:57:13 AM] torpidGilliver: I adore this song
[7/30/2013 2:57:50 AM] artisticDeviant: Best song
[7/30/2013 2:57:55 AM] artisticDeviant: I liked Syncronize, too
[7/30/2013 2:58:01 AM] torpidGilliver: Gold Pilot is awesome
[7/30/2013 2:58:05 AM] torpidGilliver: So is Pink Cat
[7/30/2013 2:58:14 AM] artisticDeviant: Pink Cat I'm a bit iffy on, Gold Pilot is good
[7/30/2013 2:58:24 AM] torpidGilliver: I listen to Pink Cat a lot so
[We talked about Doctor Who for a while]
[7/30/2013 3:04:05 AM] torpidGilliver: I'm sitting here listening to random Dave quotes from a tiny bubble
[7/30/2013 3:04:09 AM] torpidGilliver: This is weird
[7/30/2013 3:04:11 AM] artisticDeviant: Pfft
[7/30/2013 3:04:42 AM] torpidGilliver: THIS IS AN OUT-OF-CONTEXT QUOTES GENERATOR AND IT IS AWESOME
[7/30/2013 3:05:28 AM] torpidGilliver: "because of ascending to doghood"
"i dont know just use the arms on any old thing and see if it works"
"do i seem like the kind of guy whod accept a magic ring from whoopi goldberg"
[7/30/2013 3:05:32 AM] artisticDeviant: WHAT THE HELL
[7/30/2013 3:05:48 AM] torpidGilliver: :?
[Doctor Who spoilers redacted]
[I eventually got the E_Bubble to say "caw caw motherfuckers"]
[7/30/2013 3:07:28 AM] torpidGilliver: I think i've spent enough time here
[7/30/2013 3:07:32 AM] artisticDeviant: Pfft
[7/30/2013 3:07:59 AM] artisticDeviant: Okay I'm going off Skype for like an hour to watch this, then I'll be back on. You're free to liveblog at will
[7/30/2013 3:08:10 AM] torpidGilliver: I shall do so
[7/30/2013 3:09:22 AM] torpidGilliver: I like Aranea but Meenah can go fuck an urchin
[7/30/2013 3:09:36 AM] torpidGilliver: Of the sea or land variety
[7/30/2013 3:09:41 AM] torpidGilliver: I really don't care which
[7/30/2013 3:13:17 AM] torpidGilliver: More Dave bubbles
[7/30/2013 3:13:23 AM] torpidGilliver: I hate these cause like
[7/30/2013 3:13:42 AM] torpidGilliver: I love Dave but i can't listen to -EV-ERYFIN he's got to say here
[7/30/2013 3:13:49 AM] torpidGilliver: I'm on a tight schedule
[7/30/2013 3:13:56 AM] torpidGilliver: Gotta ghost army to build
[7/30/2013 3:15:10 AM] torpidGilliver: Rose oh my god stop flirting
[7/30/2013 3:17:13 AM] torpidGilliver: You too Kanaya
[7/30/2013 3:21:44 AM] torpidGilliver: Dave is here and he's being sassy and i am being forcibly reminded of how hopelessly in love i am
[7/30/2013 3:21:58 AM] torpidGilliver: Dammit fictional characters stop being deep and fictional
[7/30/2013 3:22:51 AM] torpidGilliver: He was legitimately upset when he thought his glasses were broken
[7/30/2013 3:23:39 AM] torpidGilliver: And then he tries to use troll phrases but doesn't quite manage it i think cause doesn't "protein chute" mean "throat"?
[7/30/2013 3:23:41 AM] torpidGilliver: Whatever
[7/30/2013 3:25:47 AM] torpidGilliver: I love how he rambles to Meenah, even though he doesn't know her, and basically outlines his issues with himself for this total stranger alien bitch
[7/30/2013 3:27:16 AM] torpidGilliver: #of this #let us never speak again #be dave? #bitch please
[7/30/2013 3:31:58 AM] torpidGilliver: Karkat's face right now
[7/30/2013 3:32:35 AM] torpidGilliver: TROLLS HAVE ASEXUALITY AND AROMANTICISM
[7/30/2013 3:32:40 AM] torpidGilliver: WHAT THE FUCK
[7/30/2013 3:34:07 AM] torpidGilliver: I like how Kankri actually SAYS "laugh 9ut l9ud" instead of laughing or saying "l9l"
[7/30/2013 3:34:43 AM] torpidGilliver: "Cis-blooded" is also a thing apparently
[7/30/2013 3:35:22 AM] torpidGilliver: Obviously i already know that he's a parody of hypocritical social justice bloggers but DAMN
[7/30/2013 3:35:28 AM] torpidGilliver: I am learning so much now
[7/30/2013 3:35:38 AM] torpidGilliver: But i'm probably going to be awake all night at this rate
[7/30/2013 4:01:21 AM] artisticDeviant: I love the fact that Meenah is obsessed with getting money even though she's dead and can't do jackshit with it
[7/30/2013 4:02:28 AM] torpidGilliver: Me too
[7/30/2013 4:02:42 AM] torpidGilliver: It's refreshing and relatable
[7/30/2013 4:02:49 AM] torpidGilliver: I'd be doing the same thing, but no one else does
[7/30/2013 4:03:09 AM] torpidGilliver: Karkat speaking in lowercase is too fucking cute
[7/30/2013 4:03:33 AM] torpidGilliver: KARKAT HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY
[7/30/2013 4:03:36 AM] artisticDeviant: KARKAT
[7/30/2013 4:03:44 AM] torpidGilliver: These walkarounds remind me too much of the Mother series
[7/30/2013 4:05:01 AM] torpidGilliver: Oh my God his password is "IF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH, WHY DON'T I HATEMARRY MYSELF"
[7/30/2013 4:08:07 AM] torpidGilliver: I'm skipping Aranea's explanations because Tumblr exists and i already know basically everything there is to know about the danscestors
[7/30/2013 4:08:21 AM] artisticDeviant: It bothers me that you can't jump back a message
[7/30/2013 4:08:30 AM] artisticDeviant: You could do that in other ones
[7/30/2013 4:08:42 AM] artisticDeviant: But nope if you hit the space bar before you're done reading, you're fucked
[7/30/2013 4:09:01 AM] torpidGilliver: I haven't figured out what the heart and spade symbols are for
[7/30/2013 4:09:15 AM] torpidGilliver: But i made it to the intermission of the intermission so i'm going to bed
[7/30/2013 4:09:20 AM] artisticDeviant: Okay
[7/30/2013 4:09:22 AM] artisticDeviant: Night
[7/30/2013 4:09:22 AM] torpidGilliver: I have to be awake before noon
John's just standing on deck being serenaded by two Serkets wondering where he went right. also he needs to alchemize an 80's keytar fucking stat! enjoy this whale you can shippers this is going to get into rough seas in a hurry I suspect.