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[vileacademyofficial]

How is Countess Cleo doing? Is she single?

she's pretentious as ever and i regret to inform you has been married to her mad scientist wife for a while now

[acmeofficial]

is the country mozambique?

DING DING DING!! That’s right, we ARE in Mozambique! Congratulations to all of you who figured it out!

Well, I am a creature of my word. The agents are set to be released soon. Someone shut off this ungodly Dance Monkey oh my god

[vileacademyofficial]

Do y'all realise that Paper Star has an account on Tumblr like wtf? Who gave her permission? And why does Tigress also have an account!? VILE I need answers.

Again. You are not allowed any outside contact (which includes mobile phones) on VILE during the training period. They’re allowed once you pass since outside contact is kind of the point now. Carmen Sandiego did not know this, because Carmen Sandiego did not, in fact, pass

[vileacademyofficial]

genuine question because I'm plagued with thoughts. How tf did maelstrom pass his physical exams as a student to get to the position of faculty. He's a stick. Carmen sandiego? I think he should be more concerned for any strong breezes headed his way

apparently he didn't have to pass physical exams because everyone was so blinded by how pale he was they got defeated on sight

[vileacademyofficial]

What do I gotta do to be hired by vile

be gay lack morals

[vileacademyofficial]

what is milk if not tanner than old maelworm

MAELWORM

[vileacademyofficial]

(Chase Devineaux assaulted the trainee and put handcuffs on him)

okay man

[vileacademyofficial]

How's the capturing carmen goin

she’s still not budging on the axe throwing situation