#internal keysmash

[its-tea-time-darling]

therapist: how are you feeling? what are your emotions?

me: uh, it‘s hard to say.

also me: *internal keysmash*

[beautyandthebadge]

«Beg, hm?»

[primes-dont-party]

<< A sound much like choking >>

What did he do to deserve this?

<< No, I misunderstand your... What- No. That is not what I meant. >>

[starcrossed-soul-blog]

So it has come to my attention that you are what we know as the 'First Womb', and I thought it appropriate to tell you that it would be a great honor to meet you properly. Although that said, I have to wonder, does this make you my father? Or perhaps 'mother' would be a more appropriate term, all things considered~

//Oh hey it's one of the -//....Whaaaaaaaaaat.

//Stare. Stare. Cough. Look away. Alma this is what happens when you wish for a big family.//

...I don't... think so?