Good Omens "SHITSCRIPT" from 1992
Sir Terry Pratchett had nothing to do with this!
Hey, guys! Did you know there's a 1992 version of the Good Omens script that Neil Gaiman DESPERATELY does not want people to see? Apparently, it's SO BAD that people universally refer to it as the "SHITSCRIPT". Here's how Neil feels about it:
Notice the vague legal threats---which I believe was the same abuse tactic he used against his RAPE VICTIMS! Interesting! (Man has a pattern.)
Anyway, it's on the fucking Internet Archive. You can read it here:
Full script for the 1990s movie.
I also found this Google Drive link (thank you, people of tumblr!). You can download it if you are so inclined:
CursedGOScript (1).pdf
It always goes without saying, but fuck Neil Gaiman. Don't take the Good Omens finale personally; it was always destined to be a piece of shit.
