#internetarson.txt

[y2kcoolatta]

Skating with that special someone under the soft Christmas lights and music, nothing better! (Unless someone sets the ring on fire or something...)

That sounds nice...

ARSON!!!

They’ve been driving for ten minutes, and this is the first thing Bubby says. Okay then.

[y2kcoolatta]

You could just go around the wall till you get the hang of it Forzen, it’ll be great

I dunno...

I think he’s kind of scared of skating. Which is fine.

[y2kcoolatta]

You could get some ribbon so it Looks like fire

It’s not as fun as the real thing.

[y2kcoolatta]

Anyone else doing milk related crimes?

Thank god no. But Bubby set a towel on fire because, and I quote, “it burns funny”.

Hehehe.

[y2kcoolatta]

YOOOO GO GET YOUR HUBBY BUBBY!

Bubby! Oh, how I missed you!

>They both run to each other, Bubby practically tackling Coomer. Bubby peppers his husband’s face with kisses.

My, you’ve gotten softer!

Shut up, you old fool.

[y2kcoolatta]

"Hey Bubby. Who is Harold exactly?"

Harold, or as you guys would know him, Dr. Coomer, is the Restrictor! He’s wonderful...

The Restrictor is a program within y2kvr that keeps the user from straying on to...suspicious websites.

[y2kcoolatta]

it'll be okay, darnold. a lot of us are on your side. we'll do what we can to help. - 🌊

You’re all idiots. I can’t believe you’ve fallen for his facade too.

I am getting fed up with you, firewall. Perhaps you should calm down, take this letter?

PERHAPS YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BROKEN GORDON’S HEART!

That’s a low blow, Forzen!

[y2kcoolatta]

How’s everyone else reacting to the news? They’ve been real quiet...

We’re just...kind of watching. Seems rude to intrude on this, you know? It seems personal.

Glad my superior punching skills did something good.

I think Harold would argue on the “superior punching skills”.

ignore Forzen. he’s being cocky. enjoy the epic gamer dad moment.