#lockandkey.txt

[y2kcoolatta]

Grandpogs!!!! How are you two doing??

Causing problems mostly!

I have also caused problems!

[y2kcoolatta]

Are Coomer and Bubby gonna skate together? I can only imagine the chaos

FIRE ON ICE!

NO.

[y2kcoolatta]

Oh, can we do Coomers?

I quite enjoy the wrapping paper I chose. It’s glow in the dark! Like me!

>It’s black, with green stars. It’s bright outside, even with the blinds closed, so Tommy carefully unwraps it so he can look at it in the dark later. The gift is a pastel yellow record player.

Coomer...this is so nice...I love it. Thank you.

[y2kcoolatta]

YOOOO GO GET YOUR HUBBY BUBBY!

Bubby! Oh, how I missed you!

>They both run to each other, Bubby practically tackling Coomer. Bubby peppers his husband’s face with kisses.

My, you’ve gotten softer!

Shut up, you old fool.

[y2kcoolatta]

H̸e̸l̸l̸o̸?̸ C̶a̶n̶ y̶o̶u̶ h̶e̶a̶r̶ m̶e̶?̶

[y2kcoolatta]

Anyone else hear the theme song to Punchout??

Super Punch Out ™️ for the Nintendo Entertainment System!

HAROLD!!!!

[y2kcoolatta]

we get what you're laying down. hey, Dr Coomer? can we get Bubby woken up, please? - equals anon

A wise choice.

Do take care of him, please? Tell him I miss our little talks.

[y2kcoolatta]

moving SWIFTLY on, how's Coomer and Darnold? did the restart help?

I’m alright. Gordon won’t stop kissing me, so there’s that.

You scared the hell out of me, so you’re gonna suffer.

Disregarding the homos, I am fine!