May 30, 2019
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..what? were you expecting the human form?
he isn’t even going to TRY to draw that.
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..what? were you expecting the human form?
he isn’t even going to TRY to draw that.
✏️ @tagging-ryme-city
…well, he tried.
he uh…isn’t exactly good at..drawing.
@tagging-ryme-city
Ms. Norman morphs into a Mr. Mime and begins gesticulating wildly, as if... wait a minute. She's mocking him! The audacity!
wow. this is, what, the third time some idiot had made him feel super offended in the last week? that’s a new record. she’s not even actually making an effort to mime.
he looks very unamused. like, there’s not a single person or pokemon in the world that could be less amused than he was right now.
and, so, he’s gonna…turn to the side and start unwinding something…huh.
he seems to let it get to a considerable length before pretending to turn a..valve(?) that’s connected to an invisible wall on the opposite side of whatever it was he was unwinded. there’s the muffled sound of water running and…ohhh, it’s a hose!
…wait. it’s a hose.
he picks up the hose and proceeds to absolutely DRENCH ms. norman in water. that’s what you get for mocking him, sucker.
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well. this was sudden, but not entirely unexpected.
the mime looked very surprised for a moment, with his eyebrows(?) raised and his hands up in that ‘i dont have any weapons’ sort of way.
that surprise quickly changed into mild amusement, though. one of his usual dumb smirks appeared on his face and he crouched a little, putting his hands on his knees. he didn’t know what this rat wanted with him, but mime’s body language had ‘do it, i dare you’ written all over him.
i s your on sight rival pokemon Pikachu? or a...specific pikachu?
he holds up 2 fingers. its the second thing you said.
he doubts that you all don't know who hes talking about, so he just smiles.
mr. mime, you can make a gun out of nothing you can play an instrument out of nothing right?
oh. fuck. you're right.
.....he's just. feeling lazy today. yeah, thats a good excuse.
Which one of your types do you relate to the most? Fairy or psychic?
the mimes hands and eyes glow for a moment. he'd used psychic for a second, apparently
there's your answer.
If there was one pokemon that you describe yourself as having an "on sight" rivalry with, who would it be?
this is going to be...kind of hard to answer..
the mime crouches amd makes a circular motion with his hands. its round. and presumably small.then, he points to the red spots on his cheeks.
thats a very vauge answer. make of it what you will.