#intersex!abdul

[deusluxuria]

{ NSFW implied }

abdul: so, basically, i have endometriosis, so i often experience pain and there are certain positions i can't handle

polnareff: can you like. make an emergency siren noise or honk like a goose or something if it hurts

abdul: .....no, actually, i've found "ow" works just fine. doesn't anything turn you off?

polnareff: (trying to make a seductive pose and failing horribly) nothing you could ever do could turn me off

abdul: what if i hit you over the head with a cast iron skillet, how about that

[deusluxuria]

( NSFW text )

polnareff: how do people with vaginas know when they're horny

jotaro: what

abdul: ...i'm literally right here. also it's a vulva.

polnareff: i just wonder sometimes

abdul: couldn't you ask me when we're alone?

kakyoin: or not at all because it's a stupid question

abdul: ...jean, are you telling me you just get a boner out of nowhere without feeling anything else first?

kakyoin: ...i'm so glad i'm almost done with puberty

jotaro: i think i can solve this problem by hitting polnareff in the head with a rock

polnareff: I'M BEING SILENCED

[deusluxuria]

(based on my hc that abdul is intersex; joseph has already known for years)

(after abdul was injured by n'dour and also after he informed joseph that polnareff wouldn't stop asking him annoying questions about his gender the day they met)

joseph: are you sure you want polnareff in the hospital room with us? considering they need to look at your back, so they'll need you bare from the waist up

abdul: why not, if it'll finally scare him off

(cut to a year later when polnareff has a whole shelf of clay figures dedicated to abdul's smokin curves)

[deusluxuria]

(jotaro meets janken boy and finds out he's abdul and polnareff's son)

jotaro: what the fuck

jotaro: i mean... frick...? heck...?

abdul: i was told i didn't have the ability to get pregnant a looong time ago, so you can blame the system for that

abdul: also polnareff taught him the incorrect words for everything, so that's why he's so annoying

polnareff: i'm also the reason why we have to keep him on a harness

jotaro: um... about that... where is he

abdul:

[deusluxuria]

( based on my hc that abdul is intersex )

jotaro: (learns after the events of SDC that abdul has endometriosis)

jotaro: are you telling me you fought through that whole journey with your uterus trying to kill you?

abdul: not without nearly sending my future husband home in a body bag. twice.

polnareff: (nervous laughter)

kakyoin: (yelling from the other room) i would've helped you hide the body!

[deusluxuria]

abdul: got my period on litha, must mean something crazy.

kakyoin: it means the pagan deities have to give you something. uno reverso.

abdul: they already did, they gave me endometriosis, a temper that gets me in trouble and causes me physical pain, and a boyfriend who looks like a tree stump.

polnareff: (shouting from the other room) three fold law got you back for being mean to me!!

[deusluxuria]

( based on my headcanon that abdul is intersex and has endometriosis )

polnareff: what does the pain feel like?

abdul: (pulling out a period pain simulator out of hammer space) put these on and set it on the highest number

polnareff: (abides)

polnareff: I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERY TIME I WAS MEAN TO YOU

[deusluxuria]

concept: abdul (who's intersex) periodically asking the rest of the group dick questions, and it's purposefully during the worst times like in the middle of a fight with an enemy stand user (they yell the q & a's at each other while fighting and sometimes the enemy stand user even answers the questions)