Speaking of terrible YA novels, at least you never got to read the shitty excuse for fantasy that is the "young Christian fantasy" series called either The Bloodstone Chronicles/the Maker Chronicles/The Chronicles of Fayrah by Bill Meyers, aka that guy who worked for Focus on the Family. Or his other book series The Forbidden Doors which is basically about white teenage Fundie Christians in a series that's basically a non illustrated Chick Tract.
holy shit an absolute treasure trove of material to do Dramatic Readings of










