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DRAFTED ➟ Cards Against Humanity is kind of fun. So thanks.
DRAFTED ➟ So I contacted the Louis Vuitton French HQs, and am planning on getting “Chanel Against Humanity” crop tops for everyone!
DRAFTED ➟ What ethnicity are you exactly?
DRAFTED ➟ All of us CAH girls should get together very soon and have mani-pedis! On me, of course. As if any of you destitute bitches could afford more than drug-store nail polish remover.
DRAFTED ➟ Is Jeffershit’s last name really NOT Jeffershit? That makes no sense.
OUTGOING ➟ Before you and your boyfriend, Bill Nye, get hot and heavy in the sheets do you have to plop the viagra pills in his drink or can he stop his wrinkly hands from shaking long enough to do it himself? Honest question.