&&. the rabbit hole

'Cause I eat boys like a cannibal, Fuck hard, howl at the moon like an animal, Eat me, drink me, straight down the rabbit hole White lines, white lies, straight down the rabbit hole & I fall in love, down the rabbit hole

[richagain]

ofwitchiism:

“Oh, please, you are rude because you want to be like that but you are nothing compared to other people that I met so your words don’t really affect me and it was just a retorical question more than anything”

          ‘     not only is your dialect a swift reminder that GRADE SCHOOL is important but i’m getting an ( eerie feeling ) that you think i should be offended. should i be offended, that you met other people who also think your resemblance to KERMIT THE FROG is uncannily horrific?      ’

[richagain]

ofwitchiism:

“I can’t read anymore. This is frustrating, you really don’t think there is a way to go back? I don’t want to believe that we are actually stuck here”

      ‘     i’m sorry, in the last thirty seconds did you exchange hearing with STEVIE WONDER because i’m not sure how much more you’d like me to repeat myself. is my simple JARGON too much for you to fully comprehend?      how am i expected to be ( a kind person ) when God, himself, continuously puts MORONS around me??    ’

[richagain]

hashtaghope:

📱 ➤ [ mi reina ]  idk if she SOLD him drugs or if they just did them together? i’ve never asked, it seemed personal i guess? or like pre me so who cared? 📱 ➤ [ mi reina ]  that’s the most offensive thing anyone’s ever said to me! 📱 ➤ [ mi reina ]  i am NOTHING like lindsay lohan and i am DEFINITELY not a ginger!!!! 📱 ➤ [ mi reina ]  take it back, i am only like. kim kardashian levels. 

[ OUTGOING → DORY ]: The whole “you shouldn’t care about their past history” thing is a myth. There are no boundaries in a relationship. You trust each other enough to dig into your deepest and saddest memories, and then you use it against them to get what you want.

[ OUTGOING → DORY ]: I’m sorry but I refuse to take that back, it was hilarious.

[ OUTGOING → DORY ]: Kim Kardashian when she lost her earring or, like, those hilarious orange soda Kim Kardashian videos?

[richagain]

swenscn:

[ text: 💕💖CHANEL💖💕 ]: are ostriches indian? they don’t sound indian [ text: 💕💖CHANEL💖💕 ]: i dunno. i’ve seen some hot australians. maybe they’re mixed [ text: 💕💖CHANEL💖💕 ]: okay. sure sounds easy. how many do we want? should i ask if their poo is pink first? what if they don’t ship internationally? 

[to: number three👯]:  Really, Number Three? You know how an ostrich sounds?

[to: number three👯]:  True. The Hemsworth brothers are hot. B-TEE-DUBS if we ever marry one of the Hemsworth brothers, I have dibs on Chris. His networth is 60 Million and Liam’s is only 16, so obviously i deserve him way more than you do. Even though Liam is completely hotter than Chris, I’m humble enough to see past the looks and look at their bank accounts. I figured it’d make sense since your interest in men seems to border along the line of  Pleurodelinaes on steroids. 

[to: number three👯]:   Number Five, obviously, gets their useless, unwanted, and horrifically untalented brother: Luke Hemsworth :)

[to: number three👯]:  Eight and sure. Whatever. Just make sure they get here ASAP. Then we’re going to give them milk and cheese, and make sure their bowels are horrendous. Just for her. :

[richagain]

[ OUTGOING → DORY ]: I’m sorry are you telling me that you’re currently in cahoots with a guy who slept with his DRUG DEALER? 

 [ OUTGOING → DORY ]: Sad. You have reached a level of self-loathing I didn’t even know was possible to achieve.

[ OUTGOING → DORY ]: Lindsay Lohan level of self-loathing.

@hashtaghope // cont’d from x 

[richagain]

ancditetennyson:

        a sigh escaped from her lips, really she thought that the bad guys from her old town were dumb just for thinking that she was helpless but no, she was wrong, this girl was way worse because she didn’t know anything about her and now she was assuming, it was sad how this girl maybe didn’t have a life ❝you are really stupid, aren’t you? assuming things and telling me like you know anything about my life when i just asked a simple question that even your tiny brain could process and answer me but no, you decided to talk and talk and talk, is like you one of those parakeets that can’t stop talking, please, shut up, if you are going to assume things or trying to insult me, do it with something that you know about me but you really don’t know anything so..❞ the girl just turned around willing to leave ❝now i’m just going to leave, not in the mood to hear some girl talk like there is no tomorrow ❞  she rolled her eyes once and started to leave the place, maybe find someone else that can give her something, give her an answer.

            apparently her ability to get under someone’s skin has approved over time. this conversation was barely five minutes.   call it pride, but she needed to have the last words.          ‘      done already, bluey? i  haven’t even touched the fact that your biological father is clearly a suricata, as that’s the only explanation to your very pointy     and     vertically deformed face. but i agree, orphan blandie, you should probably head home. i’m sure your grease-stained KEYBOARD misses being banged on by your insultingly     and     irregular  HUGE fingers.     ’

[richagain]

kxviinsky:

@richagain​ (x)

[to: coco the nazi] who the fuck gave you my number

[to: coco the nazi] was it jess

[to: coco the nazi] i knew there was a reason i should hate her

[to: finding emo]: I’m sorry, kindergoth, did I hurt your feelings? 

[to: finding emo]:  Are you going to go head-bang it out in your bedroom filled with posters of your cult leader and satanists who do drugs and quotes like “rip my jeans not my heart”??

[to: finding emo]: OH my god.. Loser whose name I can’t pronounce: I just had the funniest thought of you putting fake fangs in your teeth because of your whole “nO mom I’m not human I’m way too skinny and pale and self-loathing to be a human. I’m a vampire!” shtick.

[richagain]

ancditetennyson:

        ❝woah…❞ and she thought that some people can be really dumb, this girl can take the full prize because yes, everything that she was saying didn’t make sense at all because one thing doesn’t have to do anything with the other ❝forget i even ask, i really don’t have time to fight with some really girl that clearly don’t have a breain because i heard you but everything that comes out from your mouth is just pure nonsense❞ 

       it took her a second to responded. she wasn’t SPEECHLESS, more so dumbfounded.           ‘     were you home schooled?  because the only intelligible reason I could believe you weren't able to   ( fully comprehend )   what I just said is if you had some INSANE mother who didn't want you going to public school, for fear that the school district would find out about the incestual farm you’ve been living on. i will be the first one to admit that, though incredibly boring, FOREST GUMP is a classic, but he’s not a character you should aspire to be, didi pickles.      ’

[bricesander]

[richagain]

@swenscn

[7kingdomshq]

&. open starter

[richagain]

persucsiive:

━━ “ the n e x t time you try starting a conversation with someone, have a little think about it first…… does this person LOOK like they’re in the mood to listen to you goin’ on and on ?? ” she’s OBVIOUSLY refering to the vacant, bored expression which is residing on her own features — clearly uninterested in taking part in idle chat.

             ‘       oh, i’m sorry, shah rukh khan. for some reason i thought you’d be interested in a conversation with someone who wasn’t working for the united states IMMIGRATION SERVICES. is that what’s got you so stressed?  some men dressed in black knocked on your door      and      asked to speak to your convenient, eighty year old, AMERICAN, husband? because, i mean, you should be thanking allah or ghandi, or whoever you slump down on ( your ashy knees )  for, that you, someone who resembles a TAN AIR DANCER with ovarian issues, are even on my radar.   ’

[richagain]

livrooneys:

@richagain from (x)

liv was trying really, really hard to pay attention to what she was hearing. something about money, and a grandmother. honestly, could she be blamed? there is nothing more relaxing than getting your hair brushed? maybe a couple of things, but hair-brushing was way up there. she hummed softly, eyes struggling to stay open. “maybe if you asked nicely, they would send you money? you need monmey to shop and shopping to live.” she giggled, eyes opening as she sat upright. “it’s not my fault, filming requires lots of stuff to be done to your hair. and i’m going to ignore your mean comment about my voice. because being your acquaintance would be an honor.”

          ‘     please, i refuse to ask my parent’s for ANYTHING ever again, they completely disowned me all because they thought i was involved in a couple of murders! besides, if i rely on them for everything, i’d end up a sad mop on food stamps whose fate lies in the hands of ( whatever pills ) i was prescribed that week.   ’      she combs through blonde roots with her fingers now as she speaks, a squeal releasing from lips after she concurred .    ‘   this is quite possibly the smartest decisions you will ever make    and    i don’t mean that to be rude, i just literally don’t see you making any good decisions after this. actress’ usually end up snorting lines in bathroom stalls but, until then:  BESTIES FOREVER, i say!     ’       and     if she weren’t confused on which chanel this would be,    (number 14?)    she would have offered her a number.

[richagain]

ancditetennyson:

         ❝where the hell ben and kevin are? maybe something went just wrong…❞ she was thinking out loud and just began to walk slowly into the streets, maybe something went wrong with her magic ❝good, now i’m lost❞ she muttered to herself with sarcasm. So now she was looking for someone that maybe can help her out there, gwen approached to the nearest person there ❝excuse me? do you know exactly in what part of new york we are?❞ she knew this was new york but not the part of it.  

          ‘     so i’m not sure if it’s my posture or the way i was SO CLEARLY ignoring your presence but, somehow, i let off the notion that i was a walking GPS. i’m sure when you were picked off of napoleon dynamite’s pube razor    and    forced into a clone machine you were given free will to just waltz up to anyone     and     ask them random     and     stupid questions but this is america. instead of bothering me with your "woe-is-me i’m such a lost wet blanket”  gimmick  you should be protesting a  (  plastic surgery center )  for SHRINKING your boobs. just a little advice.      ’

[richagain]

rcdwells:

   chad winced ever so slightly as he listened to chanel yell his name, though despite that, a smile crossed over his lips. “damn, i’ve truly missed hearing you say my name. or SCREAMING, rather.” of course half of the time was in complete frustration with him but he hoped he had hinted to sex as much as possible for them only being reunited seconds. he didn’t want to burden her so quickly but he knew it was simply a matter of time. “–woah wait.” he held up a finger, licking his bottom lip as he thought. “you think the son of man, j-money.. our lord and saviour, decided to grace america with my presence again for your pleasure?? i kinda thought he was like ‘hey chad, go see how many other girls you can pound into a mattress before another old creepy dude decides to murder you just before you get married again’ sorta thing??” despite him playing it off, he was happy to see her, nothing had changed. he really did LOVE chanel. even if it took him a really long time to admit it. “—i’m kidding. i think we both know that there’s only one special   kinda   rich chick that i want to rawdog. even now.” it was only then that he opened his arms for her, a pearly white grin replacing the smug smile on his face. 

            a  series of different expressions wore over her facade when he spoke. first a smitten smile, then ( an eye roll ), after a  sheer look of disappointment, back to the SMITTEN SMILE.      ‘ oh, chaadie!  ’    timbre in sort of a whine, as he’s probably so used to hearing.      ‘   that is so romantic. ’       because what girl wouldn’t love to hear that?   her arms stretched to wrap themselves around the nape of his neck. despite many being opposed of their relationship  (for a plethora of reasons), she couldn’t shake the feelings she got when it came to chad. it was the cliche, school girl feelings wrapped in a sensation of POWER.     ‘   oh my god, you don’t know!   harrison ford    killed you before you could see me becoming a hot tv doctor. just like i said i would.   ’     well, technically before that it was a network tv anchor but specifics weren’t necessary.        ‘    now i get to stand on stage    and    tell fat people that they’re only fat because they have, like, gross ulcers in their stomach, thus forcing them to keep downing ho-hos until they explode eventually. i’m ridding the world of ( obese specimens )  one episode at a time. it’s a dream.    ’

[asksforroleplayers]

What warning label would you put on my muse?

[richagain]

asksforroleplayers:

( CHANEL  // JULES )

[abbxaeaa]

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[richagain]

miaismss:

“Excuse me? No. No I haven’t been on crappy reality shows. I’m currently working on a TV show, but I don’t need to share what it’s about with someone like you. Lemme guess, pretty rich girl that’s popular just for being rich? The real world isn’t high school, Princess. You can’t gain success off daddy’s money. Some of us work for what we have.”

            ‘      NICE TRY at trying to therapatize me or whatever, bambi’s, wrinkly, inflated mother. every single dollar to my name     and    every cent that came with it, is something that i worked for.  myself.    and,    unlike you, it wasn’t by being a hollywood mattress. so, maybe stop stealing plot lines from NINETIES degrassi?        ’