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Wedding.

Some random extroverted aunt: Omg! How is it possible that you're alive? You eat so little! :D Is someone locking your fridge?

INTJ: No, I'm just weird :D

Aunt: Yeah haha! :D

INTJ: That's why I'm often looking at the sky. I'm hoping the aliens will come back for me.

Aunt:

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INFJ and INTJ in a restaurant waiting for the waitress to arrive

INTJ: It's been 10 minutes and no one has arrived even though the restaurant is empty... Maybe I should go to the cashier and try to order?

INFJ: Yeah. That guy has walked in and they are taking his order.

INTJ:

INTJ: Hello, I would like to order [xyz]

Cashier: I'll come to your table and take your order in a minute haha :D

INTJ: Ok?...

INTJ: You know what... I'm sick of it. It's their problem if they don't want to earn money. Let's go to that other restaurant.

INFJ: What?! NOOO :(((

INTJ: Can't you see the waitress is literally ignoring us? xD The only reason they are here is to earn money. If they don't want to take money it's not our problem!

INFJ: BUT THE WAITRESS WILL BE SAD THAT WE LEFT

INTJ: Wtf INFJ? xD Do what you want but I'm leaving. Others will gladly take our order.

INFJ: Omg wait for meee!

Waitress:

Another restaurant:

The lack of assertiveness-something I can't understand but is surely relatable

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Presentation

INFP: presents

ISFJ: presents

INFJ: presents

INTJ: feels like that presentation is their only goal, feels like they are here to entertain and teach

INFP&ISFJ&INFJ: You were the emotions of the presentations

INTJ: And I'm not even a Feeler XD

ISFJ: I don't know how it's possible either

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Ahhh, I wish I could just enjoy life but God decided me to be a freakin INTJ feeling empty without goals and to-do lists :DDDDDDDDD

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I reconnected with my friend from high school and we were having such great conversation and planned to meet, but the rise of COVID in our country influenced her decision to postpone it to Godknowswhen B)

This sucks because I have to stick to like... two? friends I’m seeing “on daily basis” but I need a lot of various human contact (even despite being an introvert) to appreciate the friends I have NOW

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I feel like world building (for games, literature, movies) is such an Introverted Intuitive thing

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LOL, I wrote a “meme” discussion between INTJ (me) and INFJ (my friend) and someone commented: “That INTJ is manipulating you.” I SHOWED THIS TO MY INFP FRIEND AND THEY WERE LIKE: omg... so people on Tumblr think stereotypically too xD INTJs ARE BAAAD! EMOTIONLESS! DON’T LIKE PARTIES AND ONLY WANT TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE TO DOMINATE THE WORLD!

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INTJ&INFP:

INTJ: What do you think?

INFP: They were good... but... I can't get rid of the... it's not the TASTE... it's... "the chocolate effect".

INTJ: Wtf? What is "a chocolate effect"?

INFP: It's like... You want to get rid of it-but you can't.

A VERY PRECISE, INTUITIVE DESCRIPTION XD