#intpuzzle

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Answer

You're tracking a man's footprints through a snowy path. You keep following them through an empty field, clear of trees or anything else for acres around. Suddenly, in the middle of this vast emptiness, the footprints just stop. You know that if the man walked backwards to retrace his steps, you would have run into him along the way. Where is the man?

He is standing right in front of you.  Occam's Razor.

Thanks for the submission antinegationism

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Puzzle

A woman moves into an especially large building, which she bought for quite a large sum of money upon its completion. One day, she finds that her new very large house has the following remarkable property: if she starts with her body pressed against any of her house's walls then walks one mile south, one mile east, and one mile north, she will always end up back at the same exact spot on the same exact wall from which she started her trek; all without ever leaving the house. Ignoring things like furniture, how many square miles of floor space does her house have? Given:   It is true that house has more than .01 square miles of floor space.  It is true that her house has less than 100 square miles of floor space. It is true that your answer doesn't have to be accurate to more than two decimal places. 

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Answer

Two men walk into a bar and order drinks.  They both order and receive identical beverages. Several hours later, as they rose to leave the bar, one of the men collapses and dies. Why did the one man die and not the other? 

The ice cubes were poisoned.  The man who lived drank his beverage immediately while the man who collapsed and died waited a time before drinking his beverage.  In the time he waited, the ice cubes melted some which allowed the poison to be let into the beverage  and kill him.

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Easy Mini-Puzzle

What is the sum of all real numbers between 0.4 and -0.6? What is the sum of all real numbers between -0.5 and 0.5?

Submitted by anon

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Riddle

Destroyer of mountains, killer of kings, I am the thing that destroys all things. I pass by so slowly but I fly by so fast, I can disappear without warning but I will always last.

What am I?

[thatintp]

Answer

You can catch me but you cannot throw me.

What am I?

Correct answer: a cold/sickness of most sorts Other good answers: a train/airplane, or a break.

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Answer

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life and kills laughter.

What is it?

Correct Answer: Darkness Lots of other good potential answers too: carbon monoxide, silence... and 'voldemorts nose' apparently.

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Answer

I am in the past, never in the future. I do not exist, but existed once. I saw what you saw, and that is all I will ever see.

What am I?

Correct Answer: a memory

Answer of the day: 'my virginity' by multiplethorgasms