#invader au

[swanlitte]

Evil roach mother

[fileors]

Part one of this

[swanlitte]

Lillie and the other lillies

[swanlitte]

Gladion and Guzma invader au doodles

[swanlitte]

Nihilillies

[hecallsmehischild]

SO AU WHERE LEWIS IS A TINY INVADING ALIEN, ARTHUR IS HIS ARCH ENEMY AND VIVI JUST THINKS THEY'RE BOTH DUMB BUTTS. Mystery is Lewis's dog assistant.

(feeling a little better and I could use a warm-up, so)

Lewis: *marches into Kingsmen Mechanics* WHERE IS THE HUMAN CALLED ARTHUR.

Uncle Lance: *sighs* Artie. Yer weird li’l purple friend is here.

Arthur: *sigh, coming out. Wipes hands on a rag* Not this again. Look, Lew--

Lewis: THAT IS LEWIS. LEWIS PEPPER. SAY MY NAME RIGHT, SLAVEHUMAN!

Arthur: .... Lewis Pepper... I still don’t have a cold fusion generator. They haven’t been invented yet. And even if they were, I wouldn’t sell you one. I like my home free, thanks, so I’m not helping with any plan of yours.

Lewis: We’ll see if you say the same thing when you find out who I have HOSTAGE back at my base.

Arthur: *slides under a van, tinkering around* Mhmm. Who would that be.

Lewis: *opens up a video screen* Your precious VIVI.

Arthur: *doesn’t come out* Hey Vee. Wrecking his stuff yet?

Vivi: Just about done.

Lewis: Wh-what? YOU’RE LYING!

Vivi: Dumb dog isn’t much of a guard. Pet his tummy and he’s a total pushover. Think I’m taking him home.

Mystery: PLEASE.

Lewis: TRAITOR!