#iphone:all

[snixxem]

text message 🤮 huntana

tana: hey, McBitch.

tana: who was responsible for dropping the charges?

[...]

tana: oh, and you’re what shit, shits.

tana: I hope Valentine’s Day sucked for you. 😇

[letsgsantana]

text message 👀 open

tana: on a scale of Robert Downey jr. in the 90s, and a mom with four kids, and a missionary marriage, having her bottle of wine a night, how much of a drinker are you?

tana: my usual sober driver had a mental breakdown and is headed home. So I’m going to need a substitute. I’m taking applications. I pay in cleavage and my presence.

[blingme101]

😇💯🌵william

SL: for someone who comes off like they've been a virgin since last week, you sure do have your scoot 'em out the door protocol down pat.

SL: advice?

SL: have a zero tolerance policy on sleepovers, and a lyft drive you trust to have on call to dump them in. THEN it'll be perfect.

[elitevixen]

👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾 finn

tana: so, you can let that breath you've been holding go. I'm talking to you again. Money trumped my right mind, so here we are.

tana: i need your measurements.

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txt msg. tana ⇆ open

tana: we're a week out of christmas and it's still snowing. it's quickly gone from cute, shit brown blocks of ice.

tana: I think I'm officially tapped out of holiday cheer.

[snixxem]

text message ➡️ open

tana: I swear this strain I got is making a chef out of me.

tana: [sends photo of chicken alfredo]

tana: name brand sauce check. ✅

[snixxem]

text message ✉️ open

tana: I think the only guy here excited for the ride along uses the term snowflakes.

[....]

tana: looked him up on Instagram, and in 2019, on Beyoncé’s internet, his favorite ‘artist’ 🤮 is kid rock.

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text message 🔁 rytana

[sends photo]

tana: make me bootleg famous😉

tana: I mean, it had been forever since you guys dated or whatever. You act like you guys were close.