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[thesealishere]

A Speed Date With Markiplier (Egos)! Wilford x Reader (4/12)

“You know, this is actually kind of fun.” [Y/N] said offhandedly.

“Really? I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself!” Seal bounced a bit in her excitement. “And we’ve got more to go so there’s only more fun to be had! Now, your next date is Wilford!”

“Someone say my name?” [Y/N] jumped at the sudden voice next to them, turning to see Wilford Warfstache.

“I Well...” Seal did a quick double take. “When... Why are you here? You’re not supposed to be here yet.”

“I have a bone to pick with you.” Wilford pointed an accusatory finger at the woman. “Whats this about a dating show going on and why am I, the great Wilford Warfstache, not hosting it?! Hm?” He asked, arching an eyebrow as Seal took a step back.

“You can’t host it, you’re one of the contestants! You’re supposed to take [Y/N] here on a date!” Seal gestured to [Y/N] and once all eyes were on them they gave a small wave.

“Well... Why didn’t you say so?!” Wilford’s mood changed like a light switch had been flipped, Seal sighing in relief. “Hello there Sweetcheeks! Don’t worry, ol Warfy knows how ta woo a person.” He said snapping his suspenders.

“I’m sure you do.” [Y/N] laughed, this should be fun.

“Now, I planned for y’all to-“

“Plan? Warfstache doesn’t listen to no plan! Come with me dumpling, I’ll show you a good time.” He winked at [Y/N] grabbing their hand and warping them from the room, leaving Seal alone.

“You still only have 20 minutes!” She shouted to no one.

[Y/N] shook their head as they found themselves standing outside with Wilford, who had let go of their hand and was now digging through his pockets, pulling out rather comical things.

“No, no, no,” he continued to say as he pulled out what was the wrong object, [Y/N] aching an eyebrow as he pulled a whole umbrella out and threw it to the ground. He then pulled out a glass bottle, looking curious about it before he sprayed some of the liquid inside of it into his mouth, his face scrunched up as they threw the bottle on the ground and broke it. “That’s cologne.”

“Uh, Wilford... What are you looking for?” They asked as he finally seemed to find what he was looking for, a silver band with a small diamond in the middle.

“Aha! Here we are!” He said excited before handing it to them. “Put this on your left hand, we’re going to get so much free cake.” He waited patiently as [Y/N] put the ring on, surprised that it actually fit. “Let’s go.”

“Go wh-“ They weren’t able to finish as Wilford once again grabbed their hand and warped them away, this time to a bakery. Once inside Wilford gave the baker a story on how the two were soon to be wed and wanted to try some cake samples...

“We were thinking about a spring wedding, but I wanted to make sure the cake was already picked.” He talked to the baker as he brought out three different cakes for them to try. They did this with several other bakeries, Wilford having a different story for each baker. They were getting married on Christmas, they were waiting till spring, they wanted to get married on New Years exactly at midnight. The only thing that remained constant was the fact that one of the cake flavors had something to do with strawberries.

“It’s my pumpkins favorite.” He would say to the baker as they rolled their eyes. More like it was his.

“Wilford, this is fun and all but we haven’t exactly had a lot of time to talk to each other.” [Y/N] finally stopped him as their fifth baker left them to talk over the flavors.

“Talk? Why talk when we can eat cake?!” Wilford asked as if their question was absurd.

“You’re an interviewer aren’t you? I figured you’d have loads of questions.” They couldn’t help but laugh at his exaggerated look.

“Well maybe I wanted a break from asking questions ya ever think of that?” He huffed. “Maybe I just wanted to run around and tell stories of our wedding and eat cake, is that so wrong?”

“Well, no. If this is what you want to do alright but... I think we should get some actual food. I don’t think my stomach can take anymore cake.” They said, they’d lost count of how many samples the two had eaten at this point but the man just did not know when to stop. They felt like they were about to fall over.

“No, you went and got normal food with Darkipoo. I want to do something different, besides this is fun right? We’re having fun!” He seemed adamant on this.

“I... Yes, this has been fun Wilford. But we’re also running out of time.”

“What do you mean?” He leaned toward them, he couldn’t have forgotten the time limit could he?

“We’ve only got one minute left in our time. The limit is 20 minutes remember?” They said watching as his brows furrowed and he leaned back.

“20 minutes? That’s not nearly enough time! I have an idea... Time out!” He called, using his hands to make a T and the clock in the bakery stopped.

“Can... Can you do that?”

“No, he can’t.” [Y/N] jumped slightly at the sound of Seal’s voice. “Especially not at the literal last second!” Her normal cheery voice was replaced with a rather irritated one.

“Well too bad! I just did.” Wilford responded sassily before snapping his fingers, making Seal disappear.

“Wilford I don’t think this is a good idea...” [Y/N] said but he just rolled his eyes.

“Oh it’s fine, there’s still so much I want to do with you. C’mon now gumdrop! We can get a couple more bakeries in!” He said grabbing their hand and once again warping them to a bakery. Only this time Seal stood at the counter with a frown.

“No way Warfstache. No one gets an unfair advantage which means no extra time for anyone for any reason. You may get away with that stuff else where but not here and not today. Time, is up!” She said harshly before snapping.

[Y/N] stood in the plain room they’d grown accustom to, across from them was Seal rubbing her temples.

“I don’t know why I agreed to work with that man.” She sighed before turning to [Y/N]. “I’m sure your stomach hurts after all that cake, why don’t you go lay down while I go fix a couple things?”

“Uh sure... Thanks.”

“No problem.”

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I give you, the chaos that is Wilford Warfstache. It’s a bit longer but I wanted to make it a little crazy because well... it’s Wilford. This one was a lot of fun to write haha! I wasn’t sure what to do with him to tell the truth, all I knew was that he probably wouldn’t actually like whatever I came up with... so this happened. As always I accept any and all feedback. I hope you enjoyed reading! ~Seal~

[thesealishere]

A Speed Date With Markiplier (Egos!) Darkiplier x Reader (2/12)

“So! Ready for your next date?” Seal turned to [Y/N], an excited smile on her face.

“Yeah, who’s next?”

“Well! Dark was supposed to be first before Actor came and ruined that. So Dark will just have to be next. Don’t worry, the other egos are better about playing by the rules... Hopefully. Anyway! Enjoy your 20 minutes!” She lifted her hand and snapped her fingers.

Once the snap echoed out [Y/N] found themselves in the restaurant from before, the only difference this time being that Darkiplier was the one sitting across from them.

“You’re late.” His voice seemed to echo in their head.

“Sorry, I was um...” would it be bad to tell him they were on a date? If he found it was with Actor that probably wouldn’t go over well...

“Say no more, what matters is that you’re here now.” He seemed to smile. “I went ahead and ordered for you, figured we could better use our time to.. Get to know one another. That’s what these are for right?”

“Right, right.” They took the glass of water in front of them and took a quick drink, they had to think of something that wouldn’t anger him if they asked.

“Well then, you already know so much about me. Tell me about you.” His aura seemed to be calm at the moment. “Tell me, everything.”

[Y/N] wasn’t sure how much they could fit into the short time they had but they told him small tidbits that they figured he could find interesting. He listened, nodding from time to time and asking a question when he felt appropriate.

“This is going well I believe, don’t you?” Dark asked once the food arrived, not moving to even look at it while [Y/N] started eating.

“I think it’s going great! But I do feel bad for doing all of the talking. Are you sure there’s nothing you want to say?” They asked.

“Me? Why? You already know all I have to offer, everything. But if you want me to reaffirm such I can do so.” He looked amused at the thought. “After all, one could technically call this our second date already.”

“I guess you’ve got a point yeah.” They nodded, thinking back to ADWM and how there was a route that ended with Dark.

“I will admit though, this” he gestured to the restaurant. “Is nice, I wouldn’t mind doing this again, learning more about you without the time limitation. If you’ll have me.”

“I um, yeah we’ll have to see.” They laughed nervously, this was only the second date they’d been on so they surely couldn’t make the choice yet despite this going well.

“The others don’t have much to offer you, you know that correct? But it’s always about you and your choice. I know you’ll pick the right one.” His aura began to crack, his eyes seeming to look into their soul.

“Right... Of course.” They felt uneasy now, but at the same time something about him drew them in. “You’re um... Not going to eat?” They asked, wanting to change the subject.

“I’m not really hungry. I came here for you, nothing else. I didn’t pick the venue after all. But I promise that the next time we meet, it’ll be somewhere much better than this.” Dark looked up to a clock on the wall, frowning for a moment before looking back down to [Y/N]. “Well, it would appear our time is up, until next time my dear.”

“Times up.” Seal’s voice filled [Y/N]’s ears once again and a snap echoed. Once again in the plain room they took a breath.

“That went a lot smoother I think! Don’t you? Course you do, oh this is going so well! Let’s hurry on to the next shall we!” She was speaking quickly, [Y/N] wondered what they got themselves into here.

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Part two done! I’m off today so I was able to get this one done a bit quicker today and post early! I’m hoping to do the same tomorrow as well! I hope everyone enjoyed the Speed Date with Dark! As always I accept any and all feed back! I hope y’all enjoyed it! Also if anyone has any fun date ideas feel free to share! (I’m still trying to brain storm some of these heh heh) ~Seal~

[thesealishere]

A Speed Date With Markiplier (Egos)! Yancy x Reader (3/12)

“So uh, who am I going out with next?” [Y/N] asked while rubbing their arm and looking around the room.

“Well That should be obvious! It’s the third Sunday of the month after all!” Seal cheered, clapping their hands excitedly. “It’s time for our favorite prisoner! Don’t worry, your time won’t start till he enters the room.”

“What roo-?” Before they could finish the question Seal snapped her fingers and they found themselves alone in a small room with a table, some chairs, a tv and... Was that a bed in the corner? What?

Their thoughts were interrupted as the door to the room opened and Yancy was nudged in by an oddly familiar female guard.

“Remember, only twenty minutes. Have fun.” She said before closing the door.

“What is yous doin here!?” Yancy looked [Y/N] up and down before running over to them and pulling them into a tight hug.

“I promised to visit didn’t I?” They laughed, returning the hug which probably lasted just a tad longer than it should have.

“It was pretty smart of yous to sign up for this kinda visit, that way we can hug and stuff!” He said, as he pulled away but they seemed confused.

“What... Kind of visit is this again?” They asked and he laughed, like they didn’t know.

“Ya know, the conjugal visit. Not that wes have to do anything like that.” He added the last part quickly. “Wes got 20 minutes we could watch some of a show, I could show yous this new song I’m working on...” he continued to list the number of things they could do before [Y/N] stopped him.

“20 minutes? In the song Sparkles said 14, did they change the rule?” They asked and Yancy rubbed the back of neck and looked away, though he was happy to know they knew his song that well.

“Well, no. It’s just 20 didn’t sound that great in the song so I put it as 14 to go with the tempo of what I’s had.” He admitted and they laughed.

“Right, So it’s all about the tempo.” They said with a small nod before taking his hand and leading him to sit at the table.

“Yeah! See yous get it!” He laughed with them as they sat down. “So, what do yous wanna do? I uh, thought about all the things we could talk about when yous visited but... I can’t seem to remember any of thoses.” He couldn’t get himself to look at them, embarrassed at admitting that.

“Why don’t we start, with what you’ve been up to since you helped me escape?” [Y/N] asked, reaching over and placing a hand on top of his, he turned his hand over and held on loosely.

“Well, the other day Bam Bam and Tiny got into a fight with these others guys-“ he began telling them all he could think about that had happened while they were gone. [Y/N] listened closely, their hands never leaving each other and then it became [Y/N]’s turn to tell him what they had been up to, leaving out the dates.

“Sounds like yous been busy.” He laughed and they shrugged.

“Not any busier than usual. But um, earlier you mentioned something about a new song?” They decided to change the subject, watching a special light come to his eye as he quickly stood so he could also show them the dance moves that would go to it.

“What do yous think?” He asked with a bright smile at the end as they clapped.

“That was great! You should make a whole show some day.” They said as he moved to sit near them again.

“Yous think so?” He laughed excitedly. “That means a lot coming from yous. Also, while yous is here I...” he looked down his smile dropping as he became nervous. “Paroles gonna be coming up here in a bit and well... I’ve been real good recently, staying outta fights and the like. Maybe, next time I see yous it’ll be on the outside?” He offered.

“My home will always be open to you Yancy.” They told him, weather he was the one they chose to go on a second date with or not, if he got out they’d show up for him.

“Thanks, I knew I could count on yous.” He said, [Y/N] looked up to the clock and saw they only had one minute left.

“Before we have to go.” [Y/N] stood up and opened their arms, silently asking for a hug. With a smile he stood up and gave them the hug with no hesitation, they didn’t want to let go as there was a knock at the door before it opened to reveal that oh so familiar guard.

“Times up Yancy, gotta go back now.” She said and he sighed before letting [Y/N] go.

“I’ll see that handsome and or beautiful face of yous later.” He said with half smile before following the guard out. Seal winked over to [Y/N] and snapped her fingers sending them back to the plain room.

“Did you have fun? Ugh I felt horrible taking you from that one, but then again prison has rules that even I gotta follow.” Seal shrugged with a sigh. “Don’t worry, if he makes parole you can still go get him, that’ll just be for a later date if he doesn’t win the favorite. I won’t make you leave him waiting.” She laughed and [Y/N] let out a breath they didn’t know they were holding.

“Thanks. I feel better knowing that.”

“Thought you would. Now, shall we continue on to the next one?”

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Our prison boy! I added the part that the reader can still go get him even if he doesn’t win the poll thingy (I guess that’s what it is, most notes wins) cause I didn’t want people to feel like if he didn’t get the vote that he’d be left alone if he got parole! Yancy deserves the world and honestly I was gonna write a thing like that eventually anyway. So fear not dear readers! I don’t want y’all feeling guilty for not trying to pick him. As always I will accept any and all feedback and I hope you enjoyed reading this! ~Seal~ (tomorrow I’m gonna have to go back to posting late cause I go back to work)

[thesealishere]

First Christmas Together! Yancy X Reader (Speed Date with Markipler winner)

[Y/N] hummed along to the Christmas music coming from the radio as they drove home from work. It had been a month since Yancy had gotten out on parole and had started living with them and they were happy to have someone to go home to every night. 

Granted tonight what they came home to was a house filled with smoke and a blaring fire alarm, they ran into where the smoke was mostly coming from the kitchen, and found Yancy freaking out with a pan in hand, inside the pan was a blackened… Lump. He threw it into the sink and turned on the tap, the water instantly turning into steam as it hit the hot pan. 

“What’s going on?!” [Y/N] yelled over the smoke alarm, grabbing a chair so they could get up and turn it off as Yancy opened a window. 

“I uh… I wanted to make dinner for youse…” He laughed nervously before coughing. “It’s just… Youse been workin’ real hard and well, my jobs hunt ain’t going so well and I wanted to do somethin’.” He shrugged before dropping his head. 

“Yancy.” They sighed, getting off the chair and walking over to him. “You don’t need to do anything like this, I know you’re trying. It’s not like it’s easy for an ex-con to get a job.” They said, placing a hand on his shoulder and he offered a weak smile. 

“Still, I feel bad. Like I’m moochin’ off of youse. So, I figured I could at least make dinner, but I uh… Never really tried cooking before. Never got kitchen duty.” He let out another nervous laugh, rubbing the back of his neck.

“It’s the thought that counts. Besides, I have a plan for us tonight that includes food.” They said and he looked at them in confusion. 

“What’s the plan?” 

“Well, it’s your first Christmas out of prison and with me and there’s this tree lighting going on downtown. The website said there’s gonna be caroler’s and hot chocolate and shops, I figured it would be fun!” They suggested, watching his face light up as they listed the different things.

“Well why didn’t ya start with that?! Lemme get my jacket!” He said excitedly, running out of the kitchen to grab his jacket out of the closet near the front door. [Y/N] shook their head, turning the water off in the sink and closing the window before turning on the fan above the stove, hopefully that would have the smoke cleared up by the time they got home. 

The drive to the small downtown area was filled with Christmas songs being belted out by Yancy and [Y/N], the two only stopping when they passed by a couple of places that were nicely decorated for the season and even then they started right where they left off in the song. 

They ended up having to park a fair distance away from the town square where the tree was, but as they walked they saw a small high school band setting up and they made a mental note to stop by once the tree was lit. There was supposed to be hot cocoa, carolers, and all the small shops were supposed to be open! But once they got to the town square there were no carolers, there were small children running around, playing with light up toys as the adults all huddled around and some man on a stage was talking about something they couldn’t hear due to the crowds talking. At least there was a place where they could get some hot chocolate and hotdogs, seeing as that was the only food they had. 

“Sorry Yance, I don’t know why I was expecting something out of Hallmark.” They sighed, sipping their hot chocolate, at least that was good. 

“Don’t youse worry about it. Anytime spent with you is a good time to me, besides we can go check out that band once we’re done here.” He said excitedly, taking a bite of his hotdog and stepping out of the way of a child that was running from their parents from some reason or another. 

“Well, as long as you're having fun that’s what matters.” They said that the two eating their hotdogs and making whatever small talk they could until the man on stage started a countdown from ten. Once they reached one the tree lit up and everyone cheered, [Y/N] looked over to Yancy who was staring up at the tree as if it was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen and they couldn’t stop the grin that spread across their face. The two stood there for a moment, letting the crowd thin out before walking a little bit closer to the tree to get a better look. 

“This isn’t a tree! It’s just some big cone with stuff to make it look like a tree.” Yancy huffed once they got close enough to it. 

“Well, that explains how they got one of these so big and perfectly shaped every year.” [Y/N] laughed at the pout on the ex-con’s face. “It also means they don’t have to worry about watering a giant tree, I wouldn’t want that job.” They continued on and he shrugged, taking the explanation. 

“Well, it’s still really nice looking…” He said before turning away from the tree and smiling at them. “Let’s go check out that band we saw.” 

The two quickly made their way back to where the band was and were happy to find that they were playing Christmas music, two of the kids getting up and singing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”. Yancy took hold of [Y/N]’s hands and started to dance with them to the music, with a laugh they followed his lead and eventually a few other couples joined in dancing along with the music. During the songs that kids weren’t singing Yancy would sing to them and if it was a duet they couldn’t help but sing with him. They stayed there for the whole hour that the band played, clapping and whistling when it was time for them to go, the kids had school the next day after all. But before he left the band director made an announcement that they would be hosting a community dance that would be 40’s themed.

“Please tell me we’re going to that.” Yancy said as they walked away from the stage that the band was on. 

“To what? The dance?” They asked before thinking about it. “Yeah, I could look into that.” They said and he smiled, starting to talk about all the fun they would have as they walked the streets, looking into the shops every now and again. They found their way into an antique shop, looking at old books and records, there was even a rack of old clothes where [Y/N] found an old leather jacket. 

“Yancy! C’mere, you need to try this on!” They called and he instantly came over, moving a little faster at the sight of the jacket. 

“Oh! It’s fits like a glove!” He said once he had the jacket on, pulling on it a bit and putting his hands in the pockets as they checked the price tag. 

“This is only thirteen bucks? I’m getting it for you.” They said, not seeing Yancy’s face drop.

“Youse don’t have ta do that. Youse do enough for me as is…” He tried to defend but they weren’t having any of it. 

“Yancy, it’s like this jacket was made for you. I’m getting it and I won’t take any ifs ands or buts got it?” They asked, he opened his mouth to protest more but one more look from them was enough to silence him. 

“Right… Thanks [Y/N].” He said with a soft smile. 

“No problem, just think of it as an early Christmas gift.” They said as he switched back to his other jacket and they walked over to the register where the older woman behind the counter eyed Yancy with some distaste. 

“We’ll be getting this.” [Y/N] said as Yancy avoided the woman’s gaze, she said nothing as she checked them out and the two left with their purchase in a paper bag. 

“Was it me or was that lady givin’ me the stink eye?” He asked once they were outside again. 

“Oh, she was totally giving you the stink eye. But who cares what some random old lady thinks?” They asked and he shrugged. 

“It was just… Odd is all. Not that I care what she thinks, I only care about one persons opinion and that’s youse.” He said and the two smiled at each other before they went back to looking around, every now and again [Y/N] could feel his hand brush against theirs and finally they just took his hand into theirs, watching a blush reach his ears. 

“You know, the website said there was going to be carolers and I don’t think they meant the band…” They said, looking across the street as people walked around. 

“Maybe… We are the carolers.” Yancy suggested. 

“Wha-?” Before [Y/N] could finish their question Yancy began singing “Joy to the World” at full volume, drawing a lot of attention. At first [Y/N] covered their face and laughed, feeling their face heating up as they continued down the street. Once he finished the song a few people clapped as they bumped his shoulder with theirs. 

“Very funny.” They grumbled before spotting a cafe and they quickly pulled him into it before he could start another song. Inside the shop was fairly quiet as the few people inside chatted and in the background played soft jazz, the cafe was steampunk themed and they seemed to have all kinds of different drinks and pastries. The two got drinks and some cookies before finding a table near the window to sit down and watch people walk by. 

“Thanks for this.” Yancy finally spoke after the two sat in silence for some time. “Thanks for everything, I know I’ve said it already but I really mean it, thank youse.” 

“You deserve the world Yancy and I may not be able to give it to you, but I can give you this and if that’s enough then I’m glad.” [Y/N] said, the two smiling at eachother, placing their hands on the table near each other. 

“This is more than enough.” He said, moving his hand to rest on top of theirs. “I… I never thought I could be this happy outta prison.” He laughed, looking down at their hands, refusing to look up at them. He knew they were smiling at him, he could feel his heartbeat rapidly increase as he swallowed the saliva that had accumulated in his mouth. “I love youse.” He finally forced out, closing his eyes as he did so. 

“I love you too.” There was no hesitation, they moved their hand so that their palm was facing up and they could hold onto his hand, his eyes shot open and to their face. He stared for a moment, looking for anything, any sign that he’d misheard them or that they were only saying that out of pity…

“Really?” His voice just above a whisper, he couldn’t believe it even as they nodded and he started laughing. He stood quickly, nearly knocking over the table along with their drinks and pulled [Y/N] from their seat and pulling them to him for a short, but passionate kiss. 

“They said they love me!” He cheered, earning a few cheers and claps from the other people in the cafe who didn’t seem to mind the display. In the corner of the cafe, [Y/N] saw a woman that looked oddly familiar, she was smiling at them behind her cup but before they could get a better look at the woman their attention was drawn back to Yancy who was still laughing before he pulled away from them. 

“What do ya say we go home, Yancy?” They asked, deciding to forget about the woman for now, right now, all that mattered was this. 

“Yeah, let’s go home.” He agreed, feeling as if he was on cloud nine. Man, it was good to be free. 

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I hope y’all enjoyed it! I based this very heavily on the downtown where I live! Also sorry it took a bit longer than planned, I ended up Christmas shopping yesterday and then I worked eight hours today! This was a ton of fun! I’ll make a separate post thanking everyone for participating in a bit! As always I accept any and all feedback! Thank you for reading! I hope it was worth the wait! ~Seal~

[thesealishere]

A Speed Date With Markiplier (Egos)! Eric Derekson X Reader (7/12)

“So you promise no danger this time?” [Y/N] asked, crossing their arms as Seal smiled.

“None what so ever. You’re going on a date with Eric Derekson! He’s like... One of the safest ilpliers! Just stay away from buses.” She added the last bit with a shrug. “Anyway! Have a good time!”

The snap echoed out and [Y/N] found themselves in a stable, looking to the left they saw a brown horse who was trying to sniff them from the distance. They walked up to it, offering their hand for it to sniff.

“That... That one see-seems to like you.” A quiet voice said from their right, they looked over to see Eric, fiddling with his yellow cloth as his eyes went between the horse and them.

“You wanna pet them?” They offered, he smiled before carefully approaching them. His hand shook as he reached for the horse till he made contact with its cheek. “See? It likes you too!” They cheered as the horse put a lot of weight onto his hand, causing him to panic for a moment.

“Ah! Horsey no!” He tore his hand away and the horse sneezed at him.

“Stall says his name is.... Butternut.” [Y/N] read as Eric tried to pet the horse again. “Where are we, by the way?”

“I-it’s a... A horse thera-therapy ranch. I searched f-for them.” He explained, the horse enjoying the attention bowed its head into his touch.

“Horse therapy huh? Are you going to ride one?” They asked, reaching out the pet the horses neck.

“Not... Not today. M-maybe after coming a couple, couple time. Th-Thanks for coming with m-me this, this time.” He added the last part, looking over at [Y/N] who smiled over to him.

“Of Course! I’ll come with you on your other visits if you want.” They offered.

“Th-Thanks, I’d like th-that.” He blushed, looking back to Butternut. [Y/N] looked around, noticing some hay. They stopped petting Butternut and walked over to grab a handful of it.

“Want to see if it’ll eat this?” The offered it to Eric who looked between Butternut, who seemed very interested in the hay.

“I... uh...” he wrung his yellow cloth in his hand before he nodded. “Y-Yeah, let’s see.” He took a small amount of the hay from [Y/N] and offered it to Butternut who quickly ate it out of his hand.

“Butternuts hungry!” [Y/N] laughed, giving the horse the hay they had in their hand, Eric laughed as well as Butternut started sniffing them, looking for more hay.

“We, we should get m-more!” He suggested and they nodded. The two spent a few minutes feeding Butternut and petting the horse. Apparently on the first visit he’d just get to know the horse, after that they’d start having him try and take care of it.

“Th-Thanks again [Y/N]. F-for coming with me. I-I wasn’t sure th-that I could do it on my, my own.” He said, looking to the ground and fiddling with his cloth.

“Eric, there’s no need to thank me. I’ll always be here if you need me okay?” They said, placing a hand on his back and he nodded.

“Righ-right. S-So, same ti-time in, in two weeks?” He asked and they nodded.

“I’ll be there or be square.” [Y/N] said, earning a quiet laugh from Eric.

“Th-Thanks.”

“Times up.” Seals voice came into their head and a snap echoed, [Y/N] once agin being in the plain room. “See? Told ya it’s be safer this time! A nice, safe date.”

“Yeah, that one was nice.” [Y/N] agreed, quiet dates were nice.

“Onward to the next one!”

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Random fun fact! As a child I was scared of horses! Why? Because I read a book about a dog detective and the killer was a horse. Asked my mom if horses could really kill people and she goes “oh yeah, in a couple different ways.” Not what I had wanted to hear..... anyway! I hope you all enjoyed this one! As always I accepted any and all feedback! Thanks for reading! ~Seal~

[thesealishere]

A Speed Date with Markiplier (Egos)! Actor x Reader (1/12)

“Hello there! Welcome to Speed dating with Markiplier egos!” Seal said, walking up to [Y/N] with a smile. “I’ve got all kinds of fun things planned for you, so feel free to just sit back and relax while I take care of everything!” The woman’s tone was chipper as she slung an arm around them and motioned to the sparsely decorated room they were in.

“Now, we have twelve different egos for you to date! That’s certainly a lot, but fear not! They’ll only last for 20 minutes each and once you’ve gone through them all you can pick your favorite and go on a second date with them for as long as you like!” Or for as long as she could write. “Do you understand?”

“Um... I guess?” [Y/N] shrugged, honestly they didn’t even know how they got there...

“Great! Let’s get started then shall we? Now for the first date I figured we’d start big! Always start with a bang ya know? So I figured we’d do the main favorite, Darkipl-“

“AHEM!” She was interrupted, very rudely.

“What?” She frowned, looking to her left to see that the Actor had somehow gotten in.

“I think I may have misheard, you said you would start with the favorite and then it sounded like you were about to say Darkiplier.” He said with a disbelieving laugh.

“No, that’s what I was saying.” Seal said bluntly and he scoffed.

“The villain does not get to go first and he is certainly NOT the favorite.” Actor certainly seemed offended, [Y/N] took a step closer to Seal. She was the writer so certainly she’d be safe.

“So what I’m hearing is you wanna go first? You just got to go on a whole heist with them! Can’t ya give someone else a chance?” She questioned, but only received a huff. “Ugh, Fine. You get first dibs happy? You only got 20 minutes though and those 20 minutes start...Now.” She said with a snap.

The snap echoed and the two found themselves in a fancy restaurant, at a table in a small corner and waters already waiting for them.

“Pretty swanky place, I bet this is what she was planning for Dark. But you’re with me now so, what do you say we get out of here and find a real adventure?” Actor offered.

[Y/N] Thought it over for a moment before nodding, if this place was meant for a date with Dark then they figured they should go somewhere else.

The two quickly left the restaurant without seeming to draw too much attention and hurriedly walked to try and find something to do in their short time, conveniently finding a small festival.

“Well, looks like she can think of anything. What do you say we go in here huh?” Actor offered and they nodded. He took a hold of their hand and the two looked around the small stalls.

“How easy do you think we could steal this stuff?” [Y/N] joked quietly to the Actor who looked around at the vendors, he figured pretty easily but he saw no need to steal over priced trinkets.

“They would never even know it was gone.” He answered before pulling them away from the shopping centers, they didn’t have long and he wanted to win them something!

They quickly got to the stalls of games, they had 14 minutes left if he counted correctly, surely he could win something!.... He was wrong of course, failing to knock over the bottles no matter how hard he threw the ball.

“I think they super glued them all together.” [Y/N] whispered to him as he scoffed, finally giving up on the game and taking them to a different game. But they all seemed to be rigged against him.

“What kind of cliche date is this supposed to be if I’m not even allowed to win you anything!” Actor ran his hand over his face.

“Well... Why don’t we ride some of the rides? Besides, it doesn’t need to be a cliche date!” They said and he nodded, taking their hand in his again as they made their way to the rides.

The pair decided on a fun house, the other rides looking not that well put together so they didn’t trust them. The house of mirrors part was confusing,each ran into at least one mirror and the titling room wasn’t much better. The two clinging to each other as they tried their best to get through without falling over.

Once they finally got out they felt dizzy and were laughing at each other as they wobbled over to some place to sit.

“Well... We don’t have much longer. Is there anything else you want to do?” [Y/N] asked as Actor placed his hand over theirs , staring up as the sky began to get darker.

“We’re always running around and having to make choices, I think I’d just like to sit with you for a few moments.” He said, letting out a breath as he relaxed against them, their shoulders touching.

“You’re right, it’s nice to just... Sit here for a time.” [Y/N] commented.

“Yeah, especially when the writer really wants you to do something. But it’s not her choice, it’s yours [Y/N] and we’re running out of time.” Actor took a deep breath and tightened his hold on their hand. “Look, you don’t have to go on 11 other dates if you don’t want to. Again, it’s completely up to you. We could.. Just go off somewhere, I’m sure there’s some place we could hide!”

“Actor... Mark, that’s very sweet of you. But she was right, we do need to get the others a shot.” They said, watching as his shoulders sagged.

“Right... Of course. Sorry for assuming that you’d just want to run off with me. It’s fine.” He said and they rolled their eyes, it felt like he was trying to guilt them into it now.

“Hey, we had a good time! It’s not that bad! Who knows! Maybe you’ll get the second date in the end!” They tried to cheer him up, it earned a smile.

“And...” Seal’s voice filled their ears. “Time is up.” Another snap and [Y/N] stood before the woman in the plain room again. “Did you have fun? Did he try to talk you into leaving? Ugh, he’s hard to keep control of.” She rolled her eyes before clapping her hands together, smile back on her face. “Well then! Let’s continue shall we?”

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And there is part of on this series! I don’t know why but I really like Actor!Mark being super Meta. Twenty minutes doesn’t sound like a lot of time but trying to fit enough stuff in twenty minutes but also trying not to do too much to get cut off is HARD. The 20 minutes started at the snap and ended when the story Seal interrupted them. I just thought that would be fun, hope y’all like the little addition haha! As always I accept any and all criticisms and feedback! Hope y’all enjoyed this first bit! I’ll see you tomorrow! ~Seal~

[thesealishere]

A Speed Date With Markiplier (Egos)! Host X Reader (10/12)

“So, feeling ready for the next date?” Seal asked, popping up next to [Y/N] who had been relaxing for a while.

“Yeah, I think I’m good. Who’s next?” They asked.

“Host! And don’t worry this should go smoothly... As long as he’s willing to work with me.” Seal laughed nervously before snapping back to her cheery demeanor. “Anyway! Have fun!” And with a snap of her fingers [Y/N] found themselves in a small, empty librar-

“The library was rather busy today, a small hum of whispers filling the space despite the normal rule of quietness.” Host quickly said, changing the scenery that Seal had wanted the story to take place in. “[Y/N] entered the library and despite the crowd was able to find Host sitting at a table in the back, unnoticed by others.”

[Y/N] sat down, looking around the room that had been empty one second and full the next. This must’ve been what Seal was worrying about.

“Hey.” [Y/N] smiled at Host as he continued to mutter for a moment, they could see a few things in the library changing.

“The Host Welcomes [Y/N] to his table and to the date. He figured they would enjoy something quieter after having several dates that were rather chaotic.” He said, moving some stray hair from his face, it looked like he’d changed his bandages recently.

“Thanks, I appreciate the thought. So why a library?” They asked looking around now that the place had settled.

“The Host has always enjoyed libraries and would frequent them often.” He said, adjusting in his seat to “The Host sits up straight and looks to [Y/N], he had hoped that they would enjoy reading and taking an actual break for once.” He narrated quickly.

“A break? Seal’s let me take a few. C’mon, this is a date we should do something together.” [Y/N] suggested, granted a date where just the two of them read sounded nice but they would prefer something like that in a cozier setting.

“The Host is happy to just be with [Y/N] for a while and be out of the house where his... Brothers are.” Host said with a shake of his head.

“What if I read to you?” They offered and he seemed to consider it, muttering a few things under his breath before smiling at them.

“The Host believes he would enjoy that.” He said.

“I’ll go get a book real quick then.” [Y/N] said, standing to find a-

“[Y/N] walks to one of the many book shelves and quickly glances over the titles before finding a satisfactory one. Once they have, they make their way back to the Host’s table.” Host narrated quickly.

“Alright, this one looks like it’ll be good.” They said, sitting next to him so they could keep their voice down when reading. “I hope you like this one.”

“The Host does not believe the story matters at this point. He simply wishes to spend time with [Y/N].” Host continued to look forward, but had a smile on his face. [Y/N] opened the book and started to read, Host leaning toward them to listen better. He was right, the story didn’t matter right now it was nice to just listen to them read to him.

“The Host enjoyed this, he interrupts [Y/N]’s reading as time comes to a close. He wishes to spend longer with them but knows that Seal will be able to catch him if he runs with [Y/N] like Warfstache had. But before time is up, he wishes to let them know that he hopes to see them again.” Host narrated, turning his head to them as he spoke.

“I enjoyed this too. Thanks for all this.”

“Times up.” Seal’s voice filled their head and was soon followed by a snap. “How’d it go?” She asked once [Y/N] in front of her.

“It went well, I was actually a little surprised at how much he talked but it was nice.” [Y/N] said, seeing Seal relax.

“Yeah, he uh... Host didn’t seem to agree with some of my narrations so he changed them. It’s fine though, as long as it went well that’s what matters.” She laughed, playing with a strand of her hair. “Anyway! Only two more left, are you ready?”

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Only two left! This series feels like it’s going by so fast! I wonder who will win! I wanted to play with Host’s being meta a bit, making it calmer than the others since he’s more used to having control of what’s going on around him with his narrations... Or at least I think that’s how it works... that’s how I made it work. Anyway! I hope y’all enjoyed this, I accept any and all feedback. Thanks for reading! ~Seal~

[thesealishere]

A Speed Date With Markiplier (Egos)! Googleplier X Reader (8/12)

“So! I bet You’re excited for the next date right?” Seal asked, bouncing on the balls of her feet.

“Uh, depends on who’s next.”

“That would beeeeeeee... Google! Google is next, thought about getting them all involved but as a group they’re a lot harder to keep track of.” Seal rambled on for a moment before shaking her head. “Anyway! Getting off track, have fun!” And with a snap of her fingers [Y/N] found them in a small coffee shop.

In front of them sat Google, his posture was stiff as his eyes scanned the room before settling on them.

“Hello Google.” [Y/N] smiled as he tilted his head to the side.

“Hello. [Y/N]. I hope this place is alright for you.” He said, his eyes looking to a corner before going back to them.

“Of Course it’s alright! Why wouldn’t it be alright?” They asked with a laugh, wondering what he kept looking at.

“Many forums said that a good destination for a first date was a coffee shop. Though I am not sure if you enjoy coffee or tea or neither.” He listed, adjusting his his seat.

“Well either way I’m sure they’ll have something for me. Are you okay? You keep looking-“ they began to turn their head to try and see what he was looking at but he quickly reached over the table and grabbed their shoulder so they would stop.

“There is nothing to worry about over there. I just thought I... Saw something. Nothing to worry about.” His normal even tone sounded slightly panicked for a moment so they decided to drop it.

“So... Google, how have things been?” They asked, leaning on the table, doubting they actually had time to order and get a drink since the place was busy.

“Would you like updates on current event?” His posture became nearly rigid again.

“No.” [Y/N] couldn’t help but let a small laugh escape. “I want to know how things have been with you. How’ve you been?” They asked and he paused, glancing to the corner once again before his eyes snapped back to them.

“Fine. I’ve been fine.... How about you?” He asked, his eyes going back and forth a few times. They were really starting to get curious now.

“I’ve been busy, but good.” They said and the two made some small talk, [Y/N] having to stop him from searching answers for questions, after catching him looking again they started to try and look at where he kept glancing but he interrupted them .

“I got something for you.” He quickly said before reaching under the table and pulling out a small bundle of flowers to give them.

“Oh thank you! You didn’t have to do this!” They said, taking the flowers from him and sniffing them.

“Results say that getting flowers for a date is optimal.” He said. “And... Roses were the most common, I am... Glad that you like them.” He said, glancing to the corner again.

“You really did a lot of research huh?” They asked and he gave a small nod.

“Current primary objective, take [Y/N] on a nice date. Secondary objective is to destroy mankin- I mean...” he trailed off, looking to the corner again and that was the last straw. Looking to the corner [Y/N] spotted the rest of the Google brothers who immediately ducked down and tried to act like they weren’t just signaling to Google.

“You have them helping you?” They asked with a laugh, Google looking down to the table as they looked back to him.

“They wanted to help with the primary objective. And I was... Concerned that I would mess this up.” He admitted, refusing to look at them.

“That’s very sweet of them. But I believe you could’ve done fine on your own as well.” They assured him, he looked up finally and smiled at them before glancing back to the corner. “What are they doing now?” [Y/N] asked with a laugh.

“Giving me a thumbs up.” He chuckled as well, finding their laugh contagious.

“Well you’ve earned them! I’d says this has been very pleasant.” They reassured him, getting a smile and nod in return.

“Times up.” Seal’s voice echoed in their head and was soon again followed by a snap, [Y/N] finding themselves in the plain room. “That went better than I thought, not surprised the others tried to help. Like I said as a group they’re hard to keep track of.”

“That was fun though! He really tried.”

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Google! I really wasn’t sure what kind of date to have for him, then I realized he’d probably just look up common date ideas and go with top results haha! I hope y’all enjoyed reading and as always I accept any and all feedback! ~Seal~