Sempiternal: everlasting; eternal / if that doesnt fit for ed and hosty i dont know
Gentle fingers caressed his cheek, stroking in a downward path along his skin and down his jaw, a thumb coming to rest upon his lips before warm breath bounced off his nose as the other drew closer.
Despite the lack of eye contact between them, Edward was still gazing at him with such an intensity that if he stopped his heart might too.
Soft whispered words reached his ears before warm lips sealed against his own, A comforting hand sliding down to tangle with his own, fingers lacing together as their heads gently danced in the ways of affection.
A breath vanished from his lungs as they pulled apart, only to feel the weight of Edwards forehead pressing against what little was exposed of his own. Covered by bandages and hair.
There was no reason at all to move, except to eventually crawl into his lap, settling on his thighs and tucking perfectly in to his neck as he settled to the rhythm of the heart that beat for him and him alone.
Ok so idk if tumblr ate my last ask but if it did then lemme ask again: for all your egos that are in relationships, how long have they been together for??
Well, concerning the Septic Egos, Jackie and Marvin have been together the longest, which is a little over a year!! Then it’s Bing and Chase, then Shawn and Jameson!! The most recent one is Anti with Dark and Wilford!!
With the Iplier Egos, Dark and Wilford have been dating the longest, which is about a couple decades - them adding Anti into the mix makes their poly the most recent relationship out of all the egos! Host and Dr. Iplier have been dating for a few years!!
Ok but consider- if we’re doing things like soc! Jackie and Greaser! Marvin, punk!Host and prep!Dr.Iplier? Host wearing black and always reading, listening to blaring music and having a podcast where he reads horror stories he wrote, and Dr. Iplier being in nine clubs and in showchoir and wanting to be a doctor (but both are still head over heels for the other, despite their differences) (idk if you like driplierst but this idea was nagging me)
DUDE I LOVE IPLIERHOST IT’S SUCH A GOOD SHIP.
Also yes?? I love this?? Punk!Host carrying around a bat with nails embedded in it to be Intimidating, but he has a single Soft Spot for the cute tall preppy boy studying to be a doctor. Prep!Dr. Iplier always being told to avoid the punks bc they’re a Bad Influence, but he feels the quiet guy with the gold streak in his slicked hair who’s always reading is Different and can’t help but be drawn to him.
:3 The Boop is very powerful. Maybe sleep headcanons? Like things they've noticed about each other when one is awake and the other isn't? Or find the other asleep in awkward positions? - 5'1
OOOOH THAT’S SOME CUTE SHIT.
Host has come to learn that Dr. Iplier has the uncanny ability to fall asleep anywhere with a seat. He’s found him asleep at his desk more times than he can count, and he always either drapes a blanket over his shoulders, or if it’s late at night, shakes him gently until he wakes up. Dr. Iplier mumbles nonsense when he’s half asleep, and Host will narrate Dr. Iplier to their room so they can both get a proper night’s sleep.
With Dr. Iplier, he’s come to learn that Host curls into himself quite tight when he falls asleep alone. A couple of times when he’s come home late, he’s found Host asleep on the couch, curled up into himself like a cat. He doesn’t know if it’s because it helps Host feel safer, or if it helps keep away nightmares, but when he finds him like that, he’ll sit next to his sleeping form and stroke his hair and rub his back until he wakes up, and he’ll kiss his forehead and lead him to their room so he doesn’t have to continue sleeping by himself.
Do you have IplierHost headcanons? If not, any with them spending a vacation together?
I can list a few, yeah! I’m gonna put it under a read more, tho, so ye!
They hold hands a lot in public (and just in general), not only bc it helps Host get around easier, but he just really loves holding Dr. Iplier’s hand.
Host is almost always the little spoon, since his blindness can make him a bit clumsy when they’re cuddling, but he doesn’t mind at all.
Host only calls Dr. Iplier “Edward” when they’re being extremely intimate with each other, and it never fails to make the doctor go red in the face.
Dr. Iplier loves running his hands through Host’s hair after he gets out of the shower and dries his hair bc it’s so soft and silky when it’s not gelled back.
They give each other head massages when one of them is having a bad headache, and it’s one of the ways they bond.
They’re both early risers, but Dr. Iplier almost always wakes up before Host, so every morning when he’s not on call, he’ll make a cup of coffee for himself and Host, and walk back into the bedroom and wake up Host so they can share a cup of coffee together in bed. If he’s on call that morning, he’ll make Host’s cup along with his own and leave him a cute note for when he wakes up.
Whenever Host wakes up from a nightmare, or when his visions are particularly bad, Dr. Iplier will hold Host close and murmur sweetly to him, petting his hair and planting kisses on his head until he calms down.
If Dr. Iplier is having a night where he can’t sleep, Host will cup his face and stroke his thumb over his cheek and narrate stories to him until the doctor falls asleep, and he’ll even sing to him if it’s a bad enough night.
Even if Dr. Iplier’s had a long day at work, he still makes sure to chirp a “Hi, honey” at Host and kiss his cheek first thing when he walks through the door, and it makes Host feel very happy.
Host loves listening to Dr. Iplier go about his day and quietly narrating Dr. Iplier’s little quirks and mannerisms with a soft smile on his face.
Host also loves cradling Dr. Iplier’s face in his hands and brushing his thumbs over his cheeks and grazing his fingers over his jawline, because his face is one of his favorite tactile sensations.
Host likes being in the kitchen when Dr. Iplier cooks dinner because he loves listening to the doctor hum while he cooks, and he’ll also narrate where certain ingredients are if Dr. Iplier can’t find them.
Dr. Iplier tends to have Host hang out with him in his office when he’s doing paperwork because Host’s narrating helps going through the paperwork a much more enjoyable experience.
Dr. Iplier likes sneaking little pecks on Host’s cheeks when he’s not paying attention and watch Host stop mid-narration and watch his cheeks flush pink.
I can't remember where but I'm?? p sure?? at some point?? you talked about Marvin walking in on Jackie trying to figure out how to propose to him, right? You got any more hcs on that/any other ego couple there might be? (This isn't usually my kinda stuff but I've just woken up and idk why but I'm thinking about it) - Kata
Well, it wasn’t a heacanon I posted, but one someone sent in to me!
This got long (when do these not lmao), so it’ll be under a read more!
I feel like with BingAverage, Bing would be the one to propose, and he’d do a ton of research on how to do the Perfect Proposal, and he’d have this big old speech ready, but once the moment comes, he just fucking freezes (metaphorically and literally) and he’s practically short-circuiting, and Chase is getting all concerned and he’s about to ask Bing if he’s okay when Bing suddenly blurts how “CHASE DO YOU WANNA MARRY ME?” and they’re both just. Absolutely still. They’re staring intensely at each other, and Bing just…slowly slides the box with the ring in the space between them on the couch and opens it up, and Chase gawks at the ring, then at Bing, that at the ring again, then one last time at Bing. Bing gets all nervous and he’s just “Look man I know it came out of nowhere but you make me so happy and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you–” but he gets cut off by Chase practically jumping onto him and screaming “YES! YES I WANNA MARRY YOU, DUDE! FUCK YES!” and he’s crying and Bing’s crying and they’re both crying happy tears and it’s good and Gay.
Ik you don’t ship Darkstache, but I think Dark would be the one to propose bc let’s face it, Wilford would probably propose with a goddamn Ring Pop bc it’s Wilford.There’d be no big grand announcement, though. Nothing flashy or dramatic. It’d be very simple, and subtle. Not in public, either. Unlike Wilford, Dark isn’t a big fan of peacocking all over town and preferred things more on the down-low. They’d probably be having dinner one night, and Dark tells Wilford to sit down for a moment, the bubblegum ego having gotten up to put his plate away. “What is it, Darkie?” Wilford asks, sitting back down with a curious expression. Dark, saying nothing, pulls out the box and opens it. He doesn’t even have to say anything because Wilford immediately gets it, and he screams “YES!” and goes and hugs Dark, crying happy tears, and Dark, a bit disgruntled at the sudden display of affection, smiles slightly and returns Wilford’s hug, burying his face a bit into his shoulder.
As for IplierHost, I think The Host would do the cheesiest and most romantic proposal; rose petals, candles, soft music, the whole shebang. Dr. Iplier would come home to the house covered in candles, and a trail of rose petals leading to the room he shares with The Host. Dr. Iplier walks into their room to find The Host, for once, not wearing his usual trench coat, but a very nice maroon dress shirt and black slacks. He’s still wearing his bandages, but they appear freshly changed. He’s holding a bouquet of red roses in one hand, and the other is tucked behind his back. Dr. Iplier is shocked at the display, and he asks The Host what all of this is about. “The Host has…wanted to ask this of you for quite some time now,” he’d start, walking over and handing the bouquet to Dr. Iplier. “The Host has never been with anyone else who has made him feel so…happy. He smiles whenever he hears his boyfriend come home from a long day at work, listening to the smile in his voice as he greets him and pecks his cheek, even if Dr. Iplier has had a long day at work. The Host loves hearing him hum while he cooks, and he loves listening to those terrible medical dramas he hate-watches with Dr. Schneeplestein at times, and loves the…creative commentary, he provides. The Host…” He pauses before continuing, his smile ever present. “The Host loves you, Edward, and he wants to spend the rest of his life with you.” The Host then gets down on one knee, and Dr. Iplier gasps, his hands flying over his mouth and his eyes wide. “Dr. Edward Iplier, will you do the honor of spending the rest of your life with The Host?” Dr. Iplier is stunned for a moment, but soon enough he gives an enthusiastic “YES!” and hugs The Host, smiling into his shoulder and laughing giddily, and The Host lets out a happy chuckle of his own as he gingerly returns the hug.
Imagine Robbie making two small clay birds, and then painting them to resemble Dr. Iplier and the Host and when they ask him what the birds stand for he just goes "Love Birbs!"
Oh my God Robbie you pure child.
Dr. Iplier’s bird is white like his coat, and there’s a square of blue painted on the breast to represent his shirt along with a black band around the forehead with a gray circle in the center meant to be his head mirror. The Host’s bird is brown like his trench coat, and the top of the bird’s head is black with a shaky yellow streak in it, and a cream-colored band is around where the eyes would be with little splotches of red around the eye area. Poor Dr. Iplier and The Host have no idea what to do with themselves and they’re just standing there with tinted cheeks as they hold the little clay birds, but they laugh and say thank you to Robbie for the gifts. Robbie smiles and bounds away, leaving the two egos standing there with their respective clay birds, a bit beside themselves as to what to do at that point.