#ipwn

[nodsoldiergirl]

Red VS Blue #GunnarOptiks #GunnarRX #iLoveMyGunnars #MLGPhantom #Neptune #Heat @gunnaroptiks #photography #photographer #shutterbug #Gunnar #gamer #gamergirl #iPwn

[geekhistory]

Awesome! I love Microsoft and computer geeks (especially Bill Gates), so post more information about computer , Microsoft and geeks.

I am currently in the process of compiling the Today in Geek Alternate History calendar, but since you asked, here are some more facts about Microsoft:

There was a Windows 9, but it was removed from our timeline because CEO Satya Nadella was forced to sacrifice it to close the Window, the dangerous dimensional portal located beneath Microsoft’s headquarters in Redmond, WA.

If you have ever used Word 97, Clippy watches you as you sleep.

The “NT” in Windows NT stands for “No Turtles.” Bill Gates hated the Logo programming language.

Bing is generally considered inferior to Google, but Bing is superior for finding ways to poach eggs. No one knows why.

The Xbox failed in Japan for a variety of reasons; one that is seldom talked about is that the original Xbox never learned to use chopsticks and had a habit of playing with people’s business cards.

Bill Gates has boxes containing 600,000 business cards with his name and “MACROHARD” on them in his home’s basement. The last person to ask him about them was never heard from again.

Microsoft made a special customized version of Windows for Prince, Windows 99, complete with a special “Purple Rain” screensaver. Prince used it for 6 years before abruptly smashing all of his computers with a purple guitar and switching to Linux.

The Microsoft iLoo was sadly canceled, and thus similar products such as the iShitter, iBidet, iRubber, iPwn, and iSmack never made it past the conceptual phase.

[maliciously-faggotty]

W.w every.e IM S. HAPPY

[angel-pahikachu-blog]

#macart #macklemore #diy #appleprocucts #ipwn

[cameraforeyes]

12 Days of Picmas - #6

6 - Lamp ... like a sir

[boozzed-blog]

"Desire" love.

Today I ditched my dear HTC Desire for an iPhone. It was my dearest. As even every unskilled geeks do I too rooted it very soon after I brought it, after 3 months to be exact. Tried pirated apps, flashed custom recoveries, splash screens at my will as one abnormal person possibly can do. Tested and tasted many Android OS versions ie custom ROMs ranging from 2.2 - Froyo to 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich. And I would like to thank this page [xda-developers.com] for making my job lot more easier.

Bye bye Dear Desire.  

[lootiful-blog]

New Products in da Works!

First off, I will be discussing partnerships with 3 other companies to help expand lootiful's gear list! Hopefully in the coming weeks lootiful customers will have options to get laser cut and engraved custom items, some friggin' awesome geeky vinyl decals, and of course, more one of a kind products:

Like this amazing block light custom built for you by 8BITLIT: