#iradahlen

[rageissms]

@iradahlen

With the blunted end of the training staff, Shepard brings it down hard to sweep up Hera’s legs, and pin the inquisitor with her foot firmly on her chest. “Don’t get cocky--” Shepard warns in a snarl as she leans down over the woman.

(shepard couldn’t refuse a request to fight from the herald of andraste herself, could she?)

Tapping her shoulder gently with the blunted end of the staff, she releases the woman finally. “And ask Cullen... I never fight fair by the way” the Mage adds with a lazy huff.

“Ask anyone really...” she adds as a second thought.

[onthesirenscall-blog]

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WINKS. come at me you candy cane cum guzzling HOE HOE HOE

“Nevermind, you’re not getting sex again. Ever.” 

[honnleathrose-a]

@iradahlen from here:

          “i cannot believe you are still laughing at me!”

she confided something deep and personal to her best friend, and there she was, laughing at her, mocking something so serious! or maybe, it wasn’t serious at all. not to hera. maybe the blonde was, yet again, being overdramatic. 

          “stop laughing, hera! it’s not so obvious that everyone would know!” she paused, looking down at the ground and then up at hera again. “is it?”

[hidinginhumor]

“I know what’s best for you.”

Vampire Starters: Accepting

    The former Hunter shook his head vehemently and continued to back away from Hera. Well, limped away would be the proper word. The injury wasn’t as terrible as she seemed to think it was. He didn’t need her blood. He didn’t want her blood. That was a line Neil wasn’t willing to cross. Those words didn’t help matters either. They sent a shiver down his spine and he heard them echoed in his voice. Maker, he was going to be sick...

    “No, you don’t,” Neil growled back, “I told you, I don’t want it. Leave it be, Hera.” 

[hidinginhumor]

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Brutal Questions: Accepting

    “Why did you choose me out of everyone in Skyhold? What is it that you see in me? Am I really enough for you? Are you just going to leave me when you get bored of me?”

    “Do you know how beautiful you are? How do you stay so strong in the middle of all of this?”

[honnleathrose-a]

[TEXT] if you come you’re not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won’t be wearing them long.

text rosie! || not accepting

[txt: goddess] i need to wear pants to go there[txt: goddess] or i’ll get arrested OR I HAD AN IDEA[txt: goddess] what about a coat? smth that would cover everything[txt: goddess] which would be nothing if you get me

[hidinginhumor]

Mistle mistle

Kiss Under the Mistletoe: Accepting

    Maybe he was decorating too early. Maybe he was going a little overboard this year. Maybe he just wanted to impress his girlfriend. Either way, Hera doesn’t seem to be in the mood. With every decoration he puts up, she seems to get grumpier and grumpier. Not the Christmas type, then. Well, there’s one way to fix that...

    Neil grabs Hera by the arm and drags her over to a doorway. Taking her hands, he points up at the mistletoe. Before she can say anything or run away, Neil leans in and kisses her deeply. “See? It’s not all that bad,” he winks when they pull away.

[onthesirenscall-blog]

[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.

[txt: Queen Hera]: shower sex is actually kinda annoying, I always slip and end up hitting my head.[txt: Queen Hera]: wait shower sex with who??