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i hope bear and Irais die and why does Irais care about him they're both pathetic I hate them - bear and Irais hater
I told myself I wouldn't respond to this ask, but I couldn't help myself so here we are. The hate that these two get should really hurt but they get so much of it that I kinda laugh about it, but I think Bear and Irais are my most loved ocs just based on people's reactions to them. In a way it does hurt, but again the love they get cancels out the hate.
Irais
Submitted by @starbucks-remy
So, I finally have the time to do this? I hope I do this well? I hope?? I do this okay??
Name: Irais (Ee-raise)
Nickname: Mad Scientist
Gender: TransMasc Nonbinary
Pronouns: He/Him They/Them
Age: 21
Height: 6" (because tol boi)
Weight: Uhhh, light. Just light.
Appearance: Irais has bright green hair and goggles on, as if he were steampunkish. He has a tan and has heterochromic green/blue eyes. He’s unhealthily thin, but his outfit covers it up.
His outfit: Well, I had originally based his outfit slightly off the Squip. His right side has a long jacket (but it’s only half) sewed on a green shirt. It has all of what looks like a bunch of those cable connect thingies (I forgot what it was called), and on the shirt, there’s a symbol that has a broken heart and the same cable things on said heart. (I’ll probably, if this is approved, will reblog it with a thigh high picture of his basic looks because I drew him already). He has gloves with the same design. He handmade it too, using embroidery thread and all that.
Personality: He’s generally violent in words, sarcastic, and mischievous. He seems slightly insane in his actions and his words. Though, if they’re somehow calm, they are able to be nice and forgiving and all that nice stuff. I had made him to represent Broken Morality, so [shrug]
Backstory: Well, a majority of the way he acts comes from trauma. He had been neglected by his owners and constantly called offensive things whenever his owners had spoken to him. He only got food every once in awhile in a week and just enough water to survive in a week.
Anata ni Hana wo Watashi ni uta Wo by kiri-rxRai
Irais is giving you all flower crowns!
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Bear, Dipper and Irais being chaotic
Bear: *out cold on the ground*
Dipper: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?!
Irais, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Bear’s face*
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Irais: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Dipper, used to Irais being dumb: Sure...
Irais: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Dipper: Okay?
Irais: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Dipper:
Irais: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Dipper: Jesus, that one is a little-
Bear, interested: No, no, Irais, keep going.
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Bear: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Bear: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Dipper: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Bear leaves*
Dipper, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Irais, also casually: Yes, fuck you.
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Dipper: Hey, Irais. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Irais: To get to the other side?
Dipper: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Irais: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
Dipper: To get to the idiot’s house.
Irais: ...Ok?
Bear: Hey, Irais. Knock knock.
Irais: No.
Bear: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Irais: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Bear: The chicken.
Irais:
Bear:
Dipper:
Irais: Listen here you little shits-
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Dipper: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Irais: Yeah-
Bear: *kicks in the door*
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Dipper: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Irais: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Dipper: What? No! What has Bear been telling you?
Bear, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
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Dipper: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Bear: Not again!
Dipper: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Irais: Just wait until you hear about whales.
Dipper: What now?
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Bear: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Dipper: I forgot I was doing a test.
Bear: Dipper .
Dipper: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Irais: Dipper.
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Bear: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Irais: They do.
Dipper: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Bear: Dipper, I’m afraid.
Dipper: Just stay close to Irais.
Bear: That's why I’m afraid.
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Dipper, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Irais: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Dipper: Ohhhh-
Bear: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Bear: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Irais is walking in this room.
Dipper: *wheeze*
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Irais: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Bear: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Irais: But pink.
Dipper: And it's hot.
Irais: PINK!
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Dipper: Some people are like slinkies.
Irais: What?
Dipper: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Irais:
Irais: Please don't push Bear down the stairs.
Dipper, pushing Bear down the stairs: Too late.
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Bear: Would you slap Irais-
Dipper: Yes.
Bear: I didn't even finish!
Dipper: Sorry, continue.
Bear: Would you slap Irais for 10 credits?
Dipper: I would do it for free.
Irais: Rude...
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Dipper: How do you do that?
Irais: I'm fearless.
Bear: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Irais: I'm mostly fearless.
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🖊️ + Irais and/or Storm!! 💙
When storm gets intro trouble he creates more chaos or blames Erix
Irais can draw really well!
I wanna make Irais dinner and give him kissies 🥺
He'd want to help you make dinner, but don't. Keep him as far away from the kitchen as possible, while I don't think he'd burn it to a crisp keep him away until you're done just to be safe!
"Thank you for this ad'ika, you didn't have to do this." Irais slowly started peppering your face in kisses. "You've gotta eat with me though, cyare."
