#ircnanigans

[eldritchscholar]

I'M HAVING FUN NOT SLEEP

mhoff, talking about shaders

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Eldritch: miles just fucking floor it

Miles Brovac: alright

Miles Brovac: mission accomplished the clown monster is drunk out of his mind

who thought that would be so easy

Eldritch: got dam

Miles Brovac: thanks alex u spared this small town a lot of trouble

[eldritchscholar]

Fact: The human body is 70% water and 10% merman

needlesslyVerbose (aka Genericide, aka Eric)

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JChang: I had a dream I was a horse whisperer riding to Indianapolis

Eldritch: hehehehehe

Eldritch: that's weird and fantastic

JChang: I fell off the horse and into a river and my horse and I had trouble finding a horse motel

JChang: And my horse finally admitted he thought I should lose weight and that I'm an aggressive driver

JChang: Apparently horses called horse friendly motels hortels

Mulus: ok that like doubles the dreams oddness

JChang: It didn't occur to me till I woke up that I had been talking to the horse the whole time

JChang: That was weird like during the dream it felt completely normal

Mulus: thats how dreams do

JChang: I know

JChang: What's also amusing was I was google mapping our route and asking google about the hortels

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eldOblv: huh, the ottoman empire /was/ still around last time the cubs won

eldOblv: before they died out

eldOblv: from having their legs waaay to comfortable

eldOblv: in an elevated position

mulus: their mistake was not having a standing army

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wrathfulTechnomancer: what can I say, a party forms where I walk

zaxcellent: are you still wrathful?

zaxcellent: also, a technomancer seems like some kind of electronic musician.

zaxcellent: also congrats badgercoffeeEIT

wrathfulTechnomancer: yes, I keep thinking about my wifi and then I scowl so hard fragile objects within a 2 meter radius crack

wrathfulTechnomancer: cone has started using it to grind our coffee

--> conelord (marc_merca@46B68E75:66A03D36:DC00A885:IP) has joined #padsway

conelord: i verify this assertion

badgercoffeeEIT: haaa

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quantumMechanic: The reception though could be a party where it's actually a regular-ish party with a bit more time invested in food and music and decorations.

quantumMechanic: But people don't know it's a wedding reception.

quantumMechanic: You just pop some champaign and show them the sloth.

Me: yeah

Me: you just party down with the sloth

mooseDesktop: dude this is how everything should be celebrated: champagne and sloths

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Me: the ideal wedding would involve only three people

Me: the people getting married

Me: and a sloth

Me: who takes a hand of each of the participants

Me: and slowly puts them together

Me: then they kiss and hug the sloth and its done

Me: this can be modified for polyamorous weddings, but you'll need more sloths

Me: or just each person waits their turn