#ircnmama

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@ircnmama is a hoe for my starter calls

          Hardly a moment after they left the restaurant, Howard slipped his hand into Maria’s. Though it was only their second date, Howard felt more of a connection with her than he’d felt with, well, pretty much any girl he’d dated so far. Not that he’d been particularly serious about any girl until now. True, there were quite a few differences between them, where they were in their lives and careers, what paths they chose to follow, and yet there were obvious and undeniable similarities that connected them. ❛ Tell me more about your parents, ❜ he said. ❛ How’d they meet? How long have they been together? ❜

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ircnmama started following you

   “What is wrong with my name?”

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TINY STARTER / @ircnmama

❝ yeah. you look kind YOUNG to be Tony’s mother, what’s the secret? ❞

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DO I DARE SAY......... MOMSQUAD ??

[moustachioedcasanova-blog]

@ircnmama liked ( this ) for a starter

[TEXT: MARIA  🍑 ] I gave you a new ringtone and I forgot to put my phone on vibrate during the meeting

[TEXT: MARIA  🍑 ] so when you called it was a little awkward

[TEXT: MARIA  🍑 ] I don’t think most people have Baby Got Back as their wife’s ringtone

[TEXT: MARIA  🍑 ] where are we getting dinner tonight?

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@ircnmama

          He hadn’t expected her to answer the door. It had been weeks since he’d seen her, let alone spoken to her via anything other than proxy. He’d been lucky to get her on the phone once or twice, but other than that, it was complete radio silence. No response to his many letters and messages begging her to come back, telling her how sorry he was for everything, that if they could just talk he would do everything he could to make things right. None of it worked. The divorce papers arriving on his desk had settled that.

          ❛ I um... I was just gonna drop these off, ❜ he said quietly, holding up the thick manila envelope. He was staring at her as if he’d never seen her before. ❛ How-- How are you? ❜

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@ircnmama liked ( this ) for a starter

          ❛ So, what do you think? ❜ he asked. He was wearing a new suit, not at all in the same vein as those old, worn out, ill-fitting clothes he’d had his whole life. His hair was neatly styled, and looked as if it had been recently trimmed, and by far the most obvious of these changes had to be the thin moustache he was now sporting. He was certainly a much different looking Howard than the one she had last seen a month ago. They had written to one another nearly every day of course, but it really didn’t compare to having her near him once again. ❛ You like it? ❜

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@ircnmama continued from ( here )

( SMS → MARIA. ) but I msis yyuo

( SMS → MARIA. ) and im srory

( SMS → MARIA. ) and I love yuo you now taht rightt???