don't ignore me, snookums childe, al haitham, heizou.
sum. what happens when u dare ignore them
★ quiz time! childe notices you've grown a little distant. now he turns on his thinking machine to assist him in this journey! while brainstorming ideas he came across three options, which one did he choose (5 points) ☆
a) he goes to your house with a bouquet of pink camellias.
b) stalks you for five days and then sends teucer to the café you're visiting to lure you back to him
c) pulls you into a random alley when you're strolling around and demands why you've been ignoring him
childe chose... option b!
he's the typa man to use his younger siblings (which you love) to deliver messages to you. so in conclusion, he dressed up teucer as a mail man and made him go over to your residence.
childe would use all petnames available to make you talk to him.
"honey munchkin, please talk to me my sweet lovely slime"
you honestly cannot ignore this man. he's too funny.
"oh? is that a giggle from my skrunky??"
he goes on with that for another two hours until you gave up.
notices immediately when you're ignoring him. will give you a side eye because why are you ignoring him?? + also wants to see how long you can go without talking to him so he plays along.
a fun fact: he cannot go long without being near you but his pride is too high to give up.
he gives up after a week and invites himself over to your dorm.
stomps his way over to your room and sits on your desk chair.
"hi. did you forget you have a boyfriend?" haitham probably said it more like a statement rather than a question tbh
you don't answer him at all & tries to leave the room so that results in a scoff from him.
wraps one hand around your waist and pulls you onto his lap.
"i don't know about you but i'm pretty sure i'm not a door."
you make the mistake of smiling and he teases you bc of that
"don't try me, haitham my sweet potato."
pulls up to your house staring at the door with his hands on his hip. if you have a doorbell, he'll ring it until it no longer works..!
he doesn't care if the rain's gonna fall. heizou is standing there until you open that door.
the typa man to slide down the door with one hand beating his chest while the other wipes his invisible tears.
HONESTLY you didn't even notice he's outside....
when you open the door he either pulls a sad persona or looks at you up and down.
"now, y/n, my sugars, why are you ignoring me??"
you let him in (still ignoring) and he clings onto you until you give up.