1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Hounds of Hell- Justice and Kaos, Veni Vidi Vici- Kollegah, Guns and Cigarettes- Atmosphere, Call It- Lunar C, Killapromo- Favorite, Kallenavn- Admiral P
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? EVERYONE.
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. No that involves getting up.
4: What do you think about most? Butts probably. Also places that aren't here.
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? "I'm in the parking lot."
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without.
7: What's your strangest talent? I'm incredibly fucking amazing at being lazy and distracting people.
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) girls are cool? boys are equally cool?
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yep.
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? ALL THE TIME.
11: Do you have any strange phobias? I HAVE NO FEARS.
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? OMG when i was 4 i stuck a french fry up my nose.
13: What's your religion? woo dee wooooo magic pantieeeees
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? thinking of ways to prank people.
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both.
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Three Loco.
17: What was the last lie you told? ugh there's so many i dont remember.
18: Do you believe in karma? naw man the money's in the way
19: What does your URL mean? its means IM NOT 2 SP00KY ARE U DAFT
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES BUT IM SUPER AWESOME DUH
21: Who is your celebrity crush? KAT DENINGS JESUS CHRIST THAT IS JUST LIKE. YES PLEASE FOR MULTIPLE HOURS AT A TIME.
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope.
23: How do you vent your anger? Be fucking hilarious and get people back
24: Do you have a collection of anything? Yeeeeep
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? videoc hatting
26: Are you happy with the person you've become? of course can't you tell IM AWESOME
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? i dont like sounds sounds are stupid
28: What's your biggest "what if"? "what if...i made a super duper ray to enhance my awesomeness"
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? no and sure but not stupid little green things
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. cat. MOUNTAIN DEW GAME FUEL AWW YIS BOOYYYYYYY
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? PUMPKIN
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? TEXASS
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? WEST SIIIIIIIIDE
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? EVERYONE'S SO PRETTY
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? cake, butts, mountain dew, how i met your mother
36: Define Art. no im not getting into this with you assholes again
37: Do you believe in luck? sure whatever i dont need luck more for you peasants
38: What's the weather like right now? IS THERE A TYPE OF WEATHER FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS YARD STEALING ALL YOUR PAPER AIRPLANES CAUSE THAT'S IT.
39: What time is it? 10:57
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? YES. NO IM PERFECT.
41: What was the last book you read? THE IMMORTAL LIFE OF HENRIETTA LACKS
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES
43: Do you have any nicknames? YES
44: What was the last film you saw? CABIN IN THE WOODS
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? I MANAGE TO BURN MYSELF A LOT
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? YES
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? YES
48: What's your sexual orientation? STRAIGGGGGGGGGGGHT
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? YES
50: Do you believe in magic? NO
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? SOMETIMES
52: What is your astrological sign? SAGITTARIUS BUT I DONT BELIEVE IN BULLSHIT
53: Do you save money or spend it? SPEND
54: What's the last thing you purchased? ...mr goodbar...
55: Love or lust? BOTH FUCKHEAD
56: In a relationship? NOOOOO
57: How many relationships have you had? UNO
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? NO
59: Where were you yesterday? MONGOLIA
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? YOUR MOMS NIPPLES
61: Are you wearing socks right now? NO
62: What's your favourite animal? GORILLA
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? UM. I DONT NEED A SECRET WEAPON IM AWESOME?
64: Where is your best friend? EVERYWHERE
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. UUUGH YOU ALL SUCK THO. ELISABET, SCAMP, BRIANNE, MUSHIE, I DONT REMEMBER HER NAME BUT SHE DAT GYPSY CHICK
66: What is your heritage? NORWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? SLEEPING I THINK MAYBE
68: What do you think is Satan's last name? ROMNEY
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? ALL THE TIME
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? HELL FUCKING YES
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? UGH DAT BOSS SOUNDS LIKE A DICK ANYWAY IMA GET THE DOG
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A. YES PITY IS FUN SOMETIMES. B. I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IWANT. C. NAW TRICK.
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. YOU NEED FUCKING BOTH YOU ASSTWAT
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? THE BOOTY SONG
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 5238? DONT QUEOTE ME ON THAT
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? SEX, LOVE, BEING FUCKING AWESOME
77: How can I win your heart? um. pretty sure if you buy/make me pudding, traveling with me, being cool
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? decide to be fucking awesome
80: What size shoes do you wear? 12
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? "here lies a fucking awesome dude #yolo #hey god hmu"
82: What is your favourite word? does titty sprinkles count as one word
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. aorta
84: What is a saying you say a lot? YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
85: What's the last song you listened to? AMERICAN BY MACKLEMORE
86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours? PURPLE ORANGE AND GREEN
87: What is your current desktop picture? A PLACE IN NORWAY
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? SOMEONE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. DEAD (HAHAHAHA IM FUCKING HILARIOUS) GIVEAWAY
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? NONE
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? FUCK SHIT UP
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? LOL WHO EATS VEGETABLES YOU SILLY DUCK
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? UM. PROBABLY SEXYTIMES.
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? NO
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? UUUUUUUUUUUGH YES PLEASE
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? MINNESOTA
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? NO
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? IVE THROWN UP WHILE I WAS IN THE CAR BUT THE THROWUP WENT OUT OF THE CAR
98: Ever been on a plane? YEP
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? PEE PEE. PEE PEE VAGINA
