#irenesimmons

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Seb. Can I have my pen back. That’s one’s my favorite. Just return in one piece, if you would. Much appreciated in advance.

Oh, and stop leaving the storage door open. Thanks.

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When in doubt, percussive maintenance.

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I may or may not be locked in the storage closet (how was I supposed to know it locked from the inside?). If someone could let me out that’d be great. Currently trying to pick it from the inside.

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What’s it called when you’re worried about someone’s poor decisions but don’t have it in you to do anything about it for the 27th time

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With all the outdated equipment, we’ll probably have to start a GoFund me or something (does that even exist yet in 2010??). Most of it is from the 1980’s, hasn’t been updated since decommissioning. That’s about as fun as it sounds.

If Cardiff can see this, send us new equipment (and a higher engineering budget). Please, thank you.

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They say you can tell a lot about people based on how well they handle traveling. If that’s true I’m a little worried about my coworkers.

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I’m fairly certain some of us shouldn’t legally be allowed in a kitchen

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Iris!Irene